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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Parity warning posted:

If you liked certain parts of the first you would like certain parts of the second. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpxwR_9EhlY Also around 37 seconds in Jeff Goldblum fists Vince Vaughn's rear end in a top hat (SFW). enjoy

someone gif this sex scene please

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Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Michael Crichton had a pretty good thing going: read about dumb thing you like, write that dumb thing into a novel , earn money.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
His books all seemed to follow the same formula:

1. Humans develop some technology
2. Humans rely on technology
3. Technology fails humans
4. Hubris!

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
At the end of The Lost World, Michael Crichton has a character who is saying something about how, in the future, people will look down on us for believing in something as silly as electrons, the same way we look down on people who believed in luminous ether, spontaneous generation, and a flat earth being at the center of the universe.

JoshGuitar
Oct 25, 2005

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

During the entire trilogy, did anyone, truly, ever hold on to their butt?

Dr. Grant grabbed Lex's butt to pull her up into the ceiling or whatever.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Frostwerks posted:

im pretty sure that they did a jurassic park parody with talking raptors on the critic like a decade before the third movie lol

dang so like 2 years before the first one? thats some prescience!

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Doc Block posted:

At the end of The Lost World, Michael Crichton has a character who is saying something about how, in the future, people will look down on us for believing in something as silly as electrons, the same way we look down on people who believed in luminous ether, spontaneous generation, and a flat earth being at the center of the universe.

electrons might actually be very tiny vibrating strings or membranes as opposed to the point-like particles we usually envision them as, so maybe he's kind of rihgt.

but not really actually at all

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Benedick Cuckold posted:

electrons might actually be very tiny vibrating strings or membranes as opposed to the point-like particles we usually envision them as, so maybe he's kind of rihgt.

but not really actually at all

The substructure of the universe regresses infinitely towards smaller and smaller components. Behind atoms we find electrons, and behind electrons quarks. Each layer unraveled reveals new secrets, but also new mysteries.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
Were the dinosaurs real? Treated properly?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

JoshGuitar posted:

Dr. Grant grabbed Lex's butt to pull her up into the ceiling or whatever.

he also kisses an 8 year old child who is unconscious. i cant decide if this movie was directed by woody allen or roman polanski

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

luncheon meat posted:

Were the dinosaurs real? Treated properly?

"Are these...auto--erotic?"

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

newreply.php posted:

dang so like 2 years before the first one? thats some prescience!

also, don't be bitchy.

Wicker Man posted:

"Are these...auto--erotic?"

holy poo poo, i forgot about this. im pretty sure it's real.

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Late to the thread but his money problems weren't problems as much as he wanted more money to give to star citizen.

HTH.

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