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apes, op
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Aug 27, 2014 22:36
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also Desmond Morris beat you to this by like 40 years
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Coolness Averted posted:also Desmond Morris beat you to this by like 40 years i know it's not an original idea, but i think the world could be a better place if more people stop and gave it some thought just doing my part to raise awareness. poop throwing challenge video coming soon
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Aug 27, 2014 22:37
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I'm just try to get GBS to read 'Naked Ape' and 'Human Zoo,' since they're both p cool books.
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Aug 27, 2014 22:40
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Listening to children getting transported around a mall really hits home the bestial nature of our species Just screaming like little loving monsters
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Aug 27, 2014 22:59
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I'm a chimp at the beginning of the day too OP.
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Aug 27, 2014 23:05
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Quickscope420dad posted:Completely unironic case study: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xUy2inkGHQ jesus. you really could replace the audio with chimps shouts and laughter and the context and meaning would still be crystal clear
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Aug 27, 2014 23:14
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WHO YOU CALLING FANCY
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Aug 27, 2014 23:17
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Aug 27, 2014 23:25
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Ebola Roulette posted:
Fedora chimp unironically more suave than fedora aspies
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Aug 27, 2014 23:27
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How come we never taught any apes advanced martial arts and then made them have awesome kung fu fights? I am very disappointed red in mankind.
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Aug 27, 2014 23:28
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Who What Now posted:How come we never taught any apes advanced martial arts and then made them have awesome kung fu fights? I am very disappointed red in mankind. Wtf? You've never seen this?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90RfaW_EI_I though TBH i think a general untrained chimp would be pretty proficient at ripping humans into small pieces regardless of the human's martial arts skills
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Who What Now posted:How come we never taught any apes advanced martial arts and then made them have awesome kung fu fights? I am very disappointed red in mankind. Okay yeah, you can be the karate instructor that accidentally pops a chimp in the face during training. I'm sure he'll be very understanding and not rip your arms in half down the middle
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Aug 27, 2014 23:30
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Who What Now posted:How come we never taught any apes advanced martial arts and then made them have awesome kung fu fights? I am very disappointed red in mankind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-0vbvy2ip4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya7IhijXYUQ
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Aug 27, 2014 23:30
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Ebola Roulette posted:
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Aug 27, 2014 23:33
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Morkyz posted:would did
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NiceGuy posted:Okay yeah, you can be the karate instructor that accidentally pops a chimp in the face during training. I'm sure he'll be very understanding and not rip your arms in half down the middle Obviously I would just get the angry chimp in the "Silent Mantis Grasps Angry Dragon" hold of the Southern Shaolin Style. Duh.
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Aug 27, 2014 23:33
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great, more lovely internet atheist garbage. if you don't have anything nice to say about the theory that we were all created ex nihilo by God in our current modern human form, don't say anything at all, you fedora neckbeard goony weirdo
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Aug 27, 2014 23:34
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you're drat right i am OP, i'm the goddamn duke of chimps and if you disrespect me i'll have you rear end demoted down the chimp ladder so fast you won't know what happened
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Aug 27, 2014 23:34
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one time i saw a mandrill at a zoo get a gnarly boner from sniffing the vag of a female bent over in front of him
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Aug 27, 2014 23:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIsxK7UsSLU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28JfueQxmzQ Ebola Roulette fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Aug 27, 2014 |
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Aug 27, 2014 23:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLNA7MRdjlw
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Aug 28, 2014 00:34
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very much my ish. correct message and good music. however, we aren't monkeys. monkeys have tails and are different. we're apes - fancy chimps, to be precise.
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Aug 28, 2014 01:08
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The guy who created that spoken word, Ernest Cline, actually stated that he's well aware of the relationship between humans and apes/bonobos so if you're sperging about it not being taxonomically correct then you're missing the point.
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Aug 28, 2014 12:37
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chimps really like cigarettes
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VikingSkull posted:chimps really like cigarettes And cups of tea
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