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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Getting drunk is more important then living, so good work op

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



write a pretentious short story about ur last minutes on earth

diamond dog
Jul 27, 2010

by merry exmarx
secrete the poison tantrically

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

Broenheim posted:

Getting drunk is more important then living, so good work op

One of many of life's carnal pleasures that I would rather enjoy than ensure my ongoing livelihood.

Good news, GBS, my life has been spared. I thought I was seeing things half an hour after I drank the tampered with wine, but I was probably holding my breath for too long after hitting the bowl. After a nap, all is well excepting the fact that I did not buy enough alcohol. The liquor store is still open, I'm not going to bother with the gas station again, but I think I could stand to at least not be drunk for a few hours until tomorrow for once maybe. I mean, it's not like I'm going to be sober :420:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRRADRYoSVo

E: I just want to be clear that I am not endorsing that song, which is terrible, just the song concept

Fisticuffs fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Aug 28, 2014

the damn Ruskis are back
Jan 25, 2006

And blew, Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came!
alcohol is poison hth

mm poison

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

efnii posted:

alcohol is poison hth

mm poison

sugar and oxygen are also poisons then

life is poison

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

The Protagonist posted:

sugar and oxygen are also poisons then

life is poison

Death is the antidote.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
He isn't posioned

stun locked maybe

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
Then now is the perfect time to kill him.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Poisoned myself with 100 cal Klondike Toffee bars.
Nothing wrong with them. They just taste like dogshit.
Sitting here waiting to die.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

JebanyPedal posted:

Poisoned myself with 100 cal Klondike Toffee bars.
Nothing wrong with them. They just taste like dogshit.
Sitting here waiting to die.

My slim hand is gonna pull you up from your puking refuge.

Its fine, you can throw up on my anytime

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

ColdReaches posted:

My slim hand is gonna pull you up from your puking refuge.

Its fine, you can throw up on my anytime

Oh my god, thank you so much.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
i'm carry you

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 715 days!)

efnii posted:

alcohol is poison hth

mm poison

"Poison is in everything, and no thing is without poison. The dosage makes it either a poison or a remedy."

- Paracelsus

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

JebanyPedal posted:

Nothing wrong with them. They just taste like dogshit.

I think something is wrong with them then probably (even if thats how they taste normally) :confused:

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
OP, you are an alcoholic.

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 715 days!)

op drinks like a pussy

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

Obligatory Handle posted:

OP, you are an alcoholic.

Then why aren't I drunk right now?

If having 6-8 drinks a night makes me an alcoholic, then America is a country full of alcoholics

Oh but wait America is the greatest country there ever was so how likely is that

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 715 days!)

6-8 drinks a night is ok if you're poppin pills and smokin weed too but otherwise you drink like a 5 year old

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Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Fisticuffs posted:

Then why aren't I drunk right now?

If having 6-8 drinks a night makes me an alcoholic, then America is a country full of alcoholics

Oh but wait America is the greatest country there ever was so how likely is that

I didn't say there was anything wrong with it.

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