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	good thread moo cow (mandatory choice)

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 10:06

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Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012

pity reply

# ? Aug 28, 2014 10:24

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 10:40

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Widdiful posted:

pity reply

did you vote?

# ? Aug 28, 2014 11:33

teen bear: Feb 19, 2006

how do I vote from awful. app

# ? Aug 28, 2014 11:57

A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

Widdiful posted:

pity reply

# ? Aug 28, 2014 12:11

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

The Management posted:

In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

i hear huey lewis has a huge penis

# ? Aug 28, 2014 12:17

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

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# ? Aug 28, 2014 12:42

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

Yeah he was a good singer, I did like "I still call Australia home"

# ? Aug 28, 2014 12:48

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

GUI Lewis and the Gnus

# ? Aug 28, 2014 12:50

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

There is an idea of a Kwinkles; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 13:04

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

kwinkles posted:

There is an idea of a Kwinkles; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Same but Shaggar.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 13:10

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

kwinkles posted:

There is an idea of a Kwinkles; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

beep boop I'm psycho

# ? Aug 28, 2014 13:30

z0rlandi viSSer: Nov 5, 2013

# ? Aug 28, 2014 13:35

Peanut and the Gang: Aug 24, 2009; by exmarx

z0rlandi viSSer posted:

Came to post dis.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 14:58

Peanut and the Gang: Aug 24, 2009; by exmarx

The BBQ guy from House of Cards is in that movie. He's the hobo that doesn't "realize what a huge loving loser [he is]".

# ? Aug 28, 2014 14:59

Egan Yardley: Jun 11, 2010

this thread makes me want a business card made out of bone(rs)

# ? Aug 28, 2014 15:11

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

did you vote?

i did not vote. i did not deign to participate in your bullshit poll.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 15:29

Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

did you vote?

i said pity reply, not pity reply and vote
dont push your luck, pal!

# ? Aug 28, 2014 17:35

Enderzero: Jun 19, 2001; The snowflake button makes it
cold cold cold
Set temperature makes it
hold hold hold

prefect posted:

i hear huey lewis has a huge penis

he must be a grower then because you can see it as he goes pee in Altman's Short Cuts

# ? Aug 28, 2014 17:46

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

Enderzero posted:

he must be a grower then because you can see it as he goes pee in Altman's Short Cuts

stunt dick?

they cgi'd willem dafoe's dick in antichrist because it was too porny lol (might have the wrong film)

# ? Aug 28, 2014 17:48

Workaday Wizard: Oct 23, 2009; by Pragmatica

Cold on a Cob posted:

stunt dick?

they cgi'd willem dafoe's dick in antichrist because it was too porny lol (might have the wrong film)

i heard in that film the guys wife gets possessed and nails his dick to a tree stump and crush it with a boulder

didnt watch it tho

# ? Aug 28, 2014 17:58

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

apparently in one of his films (nymphomaniac i think) he portrays perfectly the problem with "nice guys" and how they think they are owed sex also i think the nice guy gets murdered after trying to rape the woman he was being nice to

# ? Aug 28, 2014 18:00

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i did not vote. i did not deign to participate in your bullshit poll.

bullshit huh

# ? Aug 28, 2014 20:43

dimebag dinkman: Feb 20, 2003

westfront pc dude

# ? Aug 28, 2014 20:45

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

bullshit huh

bullshit little poll by a bullshit little dude

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# ? Aug 28, 2014 20:49

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

hmm someone doesn't like a forums poll it would seem...

# ? Aug 28, 2014 22:46

Fax Sender: Aug 11, 2013; kiss my ass

hey op you can take paul allen and shove him straight up your rear end

# ? Aug 28, 2014 22:51

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis

# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:27

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Fax Sender posted:

hey op you can take paul allen and shove him straight up your rear end

Gosh he mustbe a tiny computer guy

# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:56

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJEErf9bZWM

# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:29

Peanut and the Gang: Aug 24, 2009; by exmarx

scalded schlong posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJEErf9bZWM

Looooool.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:32

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

scalded schlong posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJEErf9bZWM

lol also ban for anime

# ? Aug 29, 2014 02:08

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

scalded schlong posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJEErf9bZWM

omg

# ? Aug 29, 2014 03:31

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

good thread moo cow (mandatory choice)

# ? Aug 29, 2014 03:41

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G29d6RDSK1c

# ? Aug 29, 2014 05:59

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theadder: Dec 30, 2011

postin in a thread about the lesser satan

# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:07

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