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this is advice for real coders only. if you're just a hobbiest programmer, it wont apply to you... when i first started at my job, i was amazed by how much code other people wrote. hundreds, thousands of lines per day!! of course, all code is different, but i really hate spending a week on a hard problem and then feeling lovely for not having written any code, while some guy who added some css to a modal is getting all the babes. so, i started running code formatters on random chunks of code. not entire files, mind you, but say, a few hundred lines of code, here and there. suddenly, i was keeping up with, even surpassing, other programmers. my life has been easy and stress free ever since.
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you can code on weed and it's actually p chill
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Aug 29, 2014 04:12
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i like to listen to music while i code. sometimes i tap my fingers on my desk to the beat and it makes me feel good.
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Aug 29, 2014 04:34
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i have no idea what you're talking about op, but all i can say is copy & paste is your friend
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Aug 29, 2014 04:56
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If you're using a header file from outside your own code, just copy it into your own project. You'll boost your KLOC and be safe from anyone else making changes to it.
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Aug 29, 2014 06:36
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op this is great and all but the way of the samurai is to remove more code than you add
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Aug 29, 2014 06:41
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FamDav posted:op this is great and all but the way of the samurai is to remove more code than you add which is why this is great. it's almost always a net zero, but you're still adding a poo poo load of code.
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Aug 29, 2014 06:44
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lol
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Aug 29, 2014 06:52
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methamphetamine
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Aug 29, 2014 07:00
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a great way to increase ur productivity is to constantly adjust ur environment. vim config doesn't feel right? spend the afternoon loving with it! don't like tthe way you organise everything? plan out a cool new folder structure. you could spend the hole day writing migration tools!
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be the guy that writes the stupid script that automates some small task: get appreciation from your colleagues and discover with horror a few years later that the script has grown into some kind gigantic lob montrosity and you have become irreplaceable, overpaid and depressed
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FamDav posted:op this is great and all but the way of the samurai is to remove more code than you add Keep doing this until there is no code left at all, anywhere. Then we will finally be free
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Aug 29, 2014 09:36
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Squeezy Farm posted:you can code on weed and it's actually p chill I can't
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:be the guy that writes the stupid script that automates some small task: get appreciation from your colleagues and discover with horror a few years later that the script has grown into some kind gigantic lob montrosity and you have become irreplaceable, overpaid and depressed i have so many of those but idk what's supposed to be depressing about them each business-running rube goldberg script is another jewel in my crown of job security
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Aug 29, 2014 14:20
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Squeezy Farm posted:you can code on weed and it's actually p chill  until a linker error totally kills your buzz
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also adderall is p much cheat mode
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Aug 29, 2014 14:37
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Egan Yardley posted:also adderall is p much cheat mode
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Aug 29, 2014 15:11
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lol if caffeine isn't enough stimulant for u also lol if u code I guess
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:be the guy that writes the stupid script that automates some small task: get appreciation from your colleagues and discover with horror a few years later that the script has grown into some kind gigantic lob montrosity and you have become irreplaceable, overpaid and depressed i've only been at this job for 6 months and this has already happened ~*lol'e*~
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gg=G
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Fax Sender posted:I can't
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 thanks to this special japanese trick your co-workers will appreciate you v much Egan Yardley posted:also adderall is p much cheat mode OldAlias fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Aug 30, 2014 |
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Aug 30, 2014 19:37
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our eclipse setup does this automatically so you have to remember to use your imports before you save or whoops there they go
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Aug 30, 2014 23:06
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Egan Yardley posted:also adderall is p much cheat mode how do you shop for an addy script? want to take the fullest advantage of my privilege
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-62QgzmcDQ
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Aug 30, 2014 23:38
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you should probably ask your doctor
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Necc0 posted:how do you shop for an addy script? want to take the fullest advantage of my privilege you go to the doctor and say i want to be more productive at my high paying computer job and would like to purchase some vyvanse please
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Tiny Bug Child posted:each business-running rube goldberg script is another jewel in my crown of job security
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