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drat thing ripped, she got pregnant, then you were born.
Fuzz Boxer fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Nov 23, 2014 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:15 |
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Every time I get probated I make a new account
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 03:54 |
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Once upon a time, I ate some spiders. The end.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 01:07 |
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Eggnog. Blizzard. Fatal sleigh crash. Luckily her boobies saved Christmas.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 13:39 |
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Aliens land in a truckers bung-hole. Agent Mulder drops trou.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 13:42 |
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The TV glistened in the tealight, both hands clenched tight.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 18:49 |
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Nignog had won the victory over himself. He loved handbeezies.
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# ? Dec 6, 2014 06:02 |
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Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 06:32 |
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"Memes!" he said. "Memes?" she said. "Memes..." "Meme--" "Memes." Memes
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 09:30 |
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She knocked on the door, then the door knocked back.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 01:20 |
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She opened the fridge and the spooky skeleton closed it.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 07:14 |
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"How the Hell can I express this in just ten
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 23:02 |
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She was gone. So he drank until he was too.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 07:38 |
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There be ten kicking words in this fancy, awesome story.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:55 |
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This story is only eight words long, yo.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 00:22 |
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The sausage was finally free, none the wurst for wear.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:14 |
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SoulTaco posted:The TV glistened in the tealight, both hands clenched tight. "What is that man doing to his anus?" asked mom.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 17:32 |
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A beginning, middle and end: all in the right order!
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 21:46 |
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A good story is like a good wine; it intoxicates.
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# ? Dec 23, 2014 22:27 |
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"Drink this and you will be free." Said the alchemist.
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# ? Dec 24, 2014 05:10 |
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"For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn... on the feet, anyway."
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# ? Dec 25, 2014 06:30 |
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dick shoes dick shoes dick shoes dick shoes dick shoes
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# ? Dec 25, 2014 18:30 |
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The man doing life pondered: "well, this sure is boring".
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 01:45 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:15 |
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This Christmas Santa Claus decided not to kill a child.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 02:41 |