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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



like really get the nozzle right up on them at the hottest temp, just spraying the heck out of every inch of nutsack. it feels hella rad.

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
hot showers are bourgeoisie

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
For a forum made up of mostly straight guys, GBS posters sure do talk about male genitalia a lot

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Yaldabaoth posted:

For a forum made up of mostly straight guys

reported

ArmTheHomeless
Jan 10, 2003

Yaldabaoth posted:

For a forum made up of mostly straight guys, GBS posters sure do talk about male genitalia a lot

Guys talk about their dicks and balls all the time.
I would know, I'm a guy with both dick and balls.

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Your mom blasted my nuts with her mouth op

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
na but i put it on high pressure and shove it up my butt so it gets all inflated and clean to cure my ocd

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008
good so now instead of just blue balls goons with have scorched blue balls

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gently caress the ROW posted:

hot showers are bourgeoisie

well me and my nuts will bourgeois-cya l8r!

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006

Yaldabaoth posted:

For a forum made up of mostly straight guys, GBS posters sure do talk about male genitalia a lot

do you even know any straight guys?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've fashioned a crude plastic protector that ensures the water when I'm showering never directly contacts my genitals.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
no, and you're literally a subhuman savage if you do

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
it lowers your sperm count and is a big no-no, OP

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Throwdini posted:

it lowers your sperm count and is a big no-no, OP

Every sperm is sacred.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
anybody who doesn't share my bathroom habits is a blight upon humanity and should be sent to a camp and sprayed with pesticide.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

UglyCrackBaby posted:

Guys talk about their dicks and balls all the time.
I would know, I'm a guy with both dick and balls.

85% Balls, 15% Dick.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Throwdini posted:

it lowers your sperm count and is a big no-no, OP

I'm just gonna jack off into the hot shower anyway it's not like I need a higher sperm count for that

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
Its the only way to really get them nuts shiny

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Fandyien posted:

like really get the nozzle right up on them at the hottest temp, just spraying the heck out of every inch of nutsack. it feels hella rad.

no, but i shove my anus under the faucet and fill it with scalding hot water.

IT keeps the aids away.

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007
I do this. Feels like a minute in paradise.

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006

UglyCrackBaby posted:

Guys talk about their dicks and balls all the time.
I would know, I'm a guy with both dick and balls.

same

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

UglyCrackBaby posted:

Guys talk about their dicks and balls all the time.
I would know, I'm a guy with both dick and balls.

Yeah pretty true. We also like to rub our dicks together to see whose gay. If you cum first you're gay.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
sounds gay fandy

Badass
Apr 14, 2014

Do you ever point it at your taint?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Fandyien posted:

like really get the nozzle right up on them at the hottest temp, just spraying the heck out of every inch of nutsack. it feels hella rad.
this kills all your sperms so you can shoot it in a girl and not get her preggers. pretty tight life hack imho.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Yaldabaoth posted:

For a forum made up of mostly straight guys, GBS posters sure do talk about male genitalia a lot

lol look at this guy who doesn't actually have any friends

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
plz do nog take sex advice from middle schoolers, whirlwind. thats not gonna help



cut you are dick off instead

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Bolow posted:

lol look at this guy who doesn't actually have any friends

we all faggy as poo poo lmao

YourHealthyColon
Nov 21, 2013
Hi OP, no because i do not have a detachable shower nozzle. BUt if i did i would purify every dark, unseen crevice of my turdbody with scalding water

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Whirlwind Jones posted:

this kills all your sperms so you can shoot it in a girl and not get her preggers. pretty tight life hack imho.

Added bonus being that you can't procreate. Not quite out of courtesy, but appreciated all the same.

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