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Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot
Some people just don't understand how having a large, full bust can be just awful.

Especially when your boyfriend keeps mentioning them with that :smug: face:





That is, before he tells you to get the strap-on and cuck-peg him after brunch.

You too can learn how to accept your matronly sized tits with Wiki-Help:

http://www.wikihow.com/Accept-Having-a-Large-Bust

With such amazingly good advice as:

quote:

If your partner constantly comments on your bust line and makes you feel self-conscious.Do not be afraid to kindly tell them to tone it down. Explain why you feel self conscious. Use the "I Feel Message". It it the clearest way to keep your mind from going blank. Use the words "I feel (name an emotion) when you (describe the action) because it makes me feel (describe in depth of how how the action makes you feel). If your partner is an understanding lover. your lover will attempt to understand and adjust to your emotions.

Still not working? Well how about Do-it-yourself Breast reduction?

http://www.wikihow.com/Reduce-Your-Bust



Ffffft! Feel those tits just shrink. All day.


In before "Too bad OP didn't Wiki how to post".

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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

http://www.wikihow.com/Post-in-FYAD

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Muscular teens with duct tape on their huge chebs is my fetish

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

wikihow editors think that anime is real life I think

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Also on their mouths and wrists

Abysswalker
Apr 25, 2013

a hole-y ghost posted:

wikihow editors think that anime is real life I think

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-an-Anime-or-Manga-Character

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Anime and manga are cartoons, so it will be impossible to look exactly like your favorite characters as they are not real to begin with. You can suggest a certain look, but do not compare yourself to the characters as nobody can be that perfect.

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot

Maoist Pussy posted:

Muscular teens with duct tape on their huge chebs is my fetish

http://www.wikihow.com/Control-Your-Urge-to-Masturbate



quote:

If you really do not want to masturbate, try to focus on avoiding it when it is inappropriate to do so. This includes when you and your spouse/partner have planned intercourse soon, when you are not totally in private, when you need to be productive doing something else, or when you must save sperm for a medical test.

It may not be working. All I have done is given myself a fetish to masturbate in inappropriate places wearing a zipper lip gimp suit.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Rebel

lol who draws all these terrible pictures





Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:


lol who draws all these terrible pictures

You crazy. These pictures are loving perfect. For Wiki How. Just low effort enough to be cheaply mass produced by some starving arts student for 25 cents a pop.

Also

quote:




Dat cootchie-gap. :fap:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Berk Berkly posted:

You crazy. These pictures are loving perfect. For Wiki How. Just low effort enough to be cheaply mass produced by some starving arts student for 25 cents a pop.
they don't necessarily look low effort, just middling/high effort from someone who is mediocre/bad at drawing

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

they don't necessarily look low effort, just middling/high effort from someone who is mediocre/bad at drawing

Sir, I think you may need:

http://www.wikihow.com/Critique-Artwork





:magical:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Berk Berkly posted:

You crazy. These pictures are loving perfect. For Wiki How. Just low effort enough to be cheaply mass produced by some starving arts student for 25 cents a pop.

Also


Dat cootchie-gap. :fap:

Thigh gaps are p hot

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

Has anyone said yet, that the OP should have searched WikiHow for "how to post"?

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Chill la Chill posted:

Thigh gaps are p hot

Thigh gap > legs > rear end > tits > face

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

I think that's the girl from True Grit.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I feel horny when you say I have huge tits because it makes me feel horny.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

lol

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

I love to look at big tits.

folgore
Jun 30, 2006

nice tut

Corey Plumper posted:

I love to look at big tits.

I'll do you one better: I like to feel big tits and knead the nipples with my fingers. I would also consider sucking on them and if I'm lucky, use them to jerk off.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
please help my boyfriend will not stop kneading the nipples of my big tits

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Corey Plumper posted:

I love to look at big tits.

same

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Rebel

lol who draws all these terrible pictures





holy poo poo nice thigh space that al the teenage girls want hubba hubba

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

But seriously thigh space/gap is dumb because you need to starve youserlf and besides curvy women are much hotter also it's mostly teenage girls that have it so lol you may be A-Tracks

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?



hmmm yes.

http://www.wikihow.com/Play-Fantasy-Football

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
thigh gaps are dumb it's not like nothing's there you've just replaced the fat with oxygen and pussy/fart vapors

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
is there a wiki for how to best cum in ur own mouth

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Zzulu posted:

is there a wiki for how to best cum in ur own mouth



:smith:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

my dick isn't a hosusehold object

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Professor Shark posted:

my dick isn't a hosusehold object

Neither is a cattle prod but apparently that still counts


also



Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Fathis Munk posted:

Neither is a cattle prod but apparently that still counts


also





im trying to imagine a more useless waste of time and im having a hard time

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot
How to Introduce your ~boyfriend~ to your family: http://www.wikihow.com/Intoduce-Your-Boyfriend-to-Your-Family


Step 1:

quote:

1
Introduce your boyfriend as your friend, before you introduce him as your "boyfriend". Always talk about him in front of your family just like how good he is, etc.

This is called 'managing expectations' and you want to pump them to unreasonably high levels before letting reality sink in like a lead balloon. He might not be the Doctor-Actor-President-Football pro that you sorta, kinda implied he was, and is in fact, an unbearable white douche.




Step 2:

quote:

Let your boyfriend also be comfortable with your family, just like first introduce him to your sister. Slowly slowly introduce to every one. Let your family members know how good your boyfriend is.

Make sure to show him your younger, hotter sister so he will know who to gently caress as he inevitably dumps you for fresh pussy.



....

Step 4:

quote:

Ask your boyfriend to interact with your family and impress them.

Make sure to stir up as many competitive feelings between your bf and your just-fresh from prison older brother and alcoholic dad. Mention how much he can squat.
Just look at this stud:



gently caress, if you don't want him, your Dad might pick up the slack and take him as his new gimp after things spiral into self-loathing and backstabbing.

But most importantly:

quote:

Warnings

Do not directly introduce your family to your boyfriend, they can react badly.

:frogout:

Berk Berkly fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Aug 31, 2014

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Nation of retards teaching retards

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bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Berk Berkly posted:


Still not working? Well how about Do-it-yourself Breast reduction?

http://www.wikihow.com/Reduce-Your-Bust



Ffffft! Feel those tits just shrink. All day.


In before "Too bad OP didn't Wiki how to post".

That was one of Iggy Pop's stranger phases.

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