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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Great White Hope posted:

Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards
Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards
Terrence West - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards

And why not let's do something stupid:


663 + Stafford is going to cut it close.

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WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



WaffleZombie posted:

Glad to see this back!

Nick Foles - Passing Yards - 322
Blake Bortles - Passing Yards - 0
Chad Henne - Passing yards - 266
Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing Yards - 206

Tucker Number: Michael Floyd - Receiving Yards

794 + Michael Floyd. I'll take that for week 1.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Nick Foles - Passing
Jamaal Charles - Rushing
AJ Green - Receiving
Arian Foster - Rushing

Tucker #: Philip Rivers - Passing
322+19+131+103=575

Okay Rivers time to go nuts. But not too nuts!

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Apples McGrind posted:

Percy Harvin - receiving
Aaron Rodgers - passing
Drew Brees - passing

Tucker Number - Matt Stafford - passing


Apples McGrind posted:

I'm an idiot. I'll change to Antonio Brown for receiving and Peyton Manning for passing.

718 With Stafford? It's gonna be close but I feel good.

Edit: Balls.

Apples McGrind fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Sep 9, 2014

Garbo
May 30, 2011

Garbo posted:

Cam Newton - Passing Yards
Cam Newton - Rushing Yards
Alex Smith - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards

edited for formatting

Cam Newton - Passing Yards - 0
Cam Newton - Rushing Yards - 0
Alex Smith - Passing Yards - 202

All you need to do is get 798 yards or a time machine to let me rechange my picks, Johnson. I'm counting on you.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
gently caress me, I forgot how many more people play on Week 1 than by the end of the year. This might not quite be ready for kickoff of Giants/Lions, tbh.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Grozz Nuy posted:

gently caress me, I forgot how many more people play on Week 1 than by the end of the year. This might not quite be ready for kickoff of Giants/Lions, tbh.

Are you still doing it all by hand?

Ok I promise I'll work on automating this at least a bit for you this week.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Metapod posted:

Frank Gore - rushing yards
Jamaal Charles - rushing yards
Brandon Marshal - receiving yards
Vincent Jackson - receiving yards
Justin Hunter - receiving yards
Drew Brees - passing yards

Tucker Number Victor Cruz - receiving yards

66+19+71+36+63+333= 588 + cruz

is that good or am i rear end?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Metapod posted:

66+19+71+36+63+333= 588 + cruz

is that good or am i rear end?

It ain't great but you won't bust which is the worst thing you can do.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Come on Calvin only 17 yards :ohdear:

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Lt. Chips posted:

I love this game. On to another season of using the same format and completely failing.

Jay Cutler - Passing Yards
Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards
Trent Richardson - Rushing Yards
Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards
Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards

I completely forgot there were 2 MNF games. Well gently caress me.

JGKing
Dec 26, 2012

What has happened to this company?!

JGKing posted:

First time player checking in. God help me.

Drew Brees - Passing Yards - 333
Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards - 201
Alex Smith - Passing Yards - 202
Randall Cobb - Receiving Yards - 58

Tucker Number: Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards

Revis Token in play!

794 + Megatron. This seems good. I think this is going to be good.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Megatron is going nuts, I'm worried I'm going to bust.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

axeil posted:

Megatron is going nuts, I'm worried I'm going to bust.

poo poo I thought I had more room, I've already busted without like a -20 yard play. Yeah you're gone too unless the Giants completely shut him down this half.

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Phyein posted:

Geno Smith - Passing Yards 221
Eric Decker - Receiving Yards 74
Chris Johnson - Rushing Yards 68
Jay Cutler - Passing Yards 349
Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards 178

Tucker Number Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards

Using Revis token

890 yards.... feel pretty good about this one, got that revis token in play in case Larry has a huge game

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

*waves hand*

So, in your drunken haze, you may have read that I had Stafford - Passing Yards. It really says Rushing Yards.

These aren't the stats you're looking for...

(2000 Yards or Bust!)

Butthead
May 31, 2011

Butthead posted:

Jordy Nelson - Receiving yards
Antonio Brown - Receiving yards
Jimmy Graham - Receiving yards
Kelvin Benjamin - Receiving yards
Brandin Cooks - Receiving yards
Derek Carr - Passing yards
Giovanni Bernard - Rushing yards
Eddie Lacy - Rushing yards

Tucker Number(s):
Calvin Johnson - Receiving yards
Philip Rivers - Passing yards


Lt. Chips posted:

I completely forgot there were 2 MNF games. Well gently caress me.

And I completely missed the part where only one player from MNF could be selected. gently caress me as well. I figured there are two games, I want to have a dog in each. Wish my reading literacy was better now.

Butthead fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Sep 9, 2014

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Fenrir posted:

Peyton Manning - Passing 269
Drew Brees - Passing 333
LeSean McCoy - Rushing 74
AJ Green - Receiving 131

Tucker # Calvin Johnson - Receiving



807 guaranteed, but much better as long as Megatron stays under 193. So, um, calm your poo poo, Megatron :ohdear:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Busted by what looks like 10 yards. :suicide:

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Great White Hope posted:

663 + Stafford is going to cut it close.
:suspense:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Sitting at 997 with a Rex token... :drat:

Unless Stafford throws again, that is.

e: Megatron on the sidelines. Stay there, big guy. I'm fine at 971.

e2: oh gently caress :vince:

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Sep 9, 2014

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
AHAHAHA YES

Busting by 9 yards on the final play of the game in garbage time... WITH THE REX TOKEN. :holy:

Whirlwind Jones fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Sep 9, 2014

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
i finished with 649

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Much better than me :(

Gandalf21
May 17, 2012


Gandalf21 posted:

Peyton Manning - Passing Yards - 269
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards - 66
CJ Spiller - Rushing Yards - 53
Gio Bernard - Rushing Yards - 48
Steven Jackson - Rushing Yards - 52

Tucker Number: Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards - 164

652. Blah, awful week.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
You were not the only person to not understand the one player only on Monday Night rule, Butthead. Had to remove players from several lists, and a few people got screwed by Newton being a gametime scratch.

I apologize for this being late, I worked Sunday morning when I normally set up the list, and I went to bed early because I was exhausted from said early shift. For those who have not played before, pre-MNF scores are listed as yards remaining to 1000. Tokens listed where applicable.

Eli Manning - Passing Yards
ChuckHead - 183
OBR - 249
aBagorn - 395
Haschel Cedricson - 462
Z.S. Ghost - 563

Rashad Jennings - Rushing Yards
DupaDupa - 162

Victor Cruz - Receiving Yards
Metapod - 412
13 year old girls - 684

Reuben Randle - Receiving Yards
Okibi - 248

Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Hockles - 47
Bachtere - 126 (Suh Token)
ffoecaf - 182
Thaddius the Large - 243
Apples McGrind - 282
Great White Hope - 337
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 361
Foranzan - 381
grah - 673

Reggie Bush - Rushing Yards
Akbar - 94
Skillface - 211

Joique Bell - Rushing Yards
Phiggle - 248 (Suh Token)

Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards
Freaquency - 22
Grittybeard - 114
Spoeank - 115
Tavarin - 126
axeil - 143
von Metternich - 169
Fenrir - 193 (Revis Token)
JGKing - 206 (Revis Token)
Jaysus - 227
Benne - 271
kalensc - 309
Butthead - 317
embarrasing tank - 325
A Pale Horse - 338
Dubar - 361
Ron Roenicke - 408
No Butt Stuff - 416
Mughe - 441
Gandalf21 - 512
solauran - 551
Garbo - 798
bushisms.txt - -151

Golden Tate - Receiving Yards
Cruel and Unusual - 436

Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
Deceptive - 376 (Ryan Token)
Ghost of Reagan Past - 425
rebel1608 - 564
skaboombizzy - 572

Ryan Mathews - Rushing Yards
waah - 5
Chichevache - 361

Danny Woodhead - Receiving Yards
ROSS MY SALAD - 163
Miko - 176

Keenan Allen - Receiving Yards
anime gently caress pillow - 177
Christ Pseudoscientist - 475
BlindSite - 478

Ladarius Green - Receiving Yards
Bjay9 - 428

Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
Nystral - 235
Big Ol Marsh Pussy - 255
marioinblack - 353
Grozz Nuy - 380 (Suh Token)

Andre Ellington - Receiving Yards
Felter Chesthard - 175
OxySnake - 323

Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards
Lt. Chips - 26
Phyein - 110 (Revis Token)
The Puppy Bowl - 134
Mind_Taker - 191 (Revis Token)
pixelbot2000 - 438

Michael Floyd - Receiving Yards
WaffleZombie - 206

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

And with that run from matthews I do bust. drat it

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
Thanks for the big game, Elite Pro Bowl NFL Caliber All Pro Receiver Larry Fitzgerald

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
It's was Palmer's fault and you can't tell me otherwise.

888, could of been worse I guess.

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Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
I might have ended up with a really good score if Hill hadn't gotten hurt, but I also could have busted so I'll take the 924 happily. Week 2 thread will be up before I go to bed.

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