September Army Thread: lol if you're still in

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Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

no

i went to flw and it was a mixed barracks, so every time we'd have to change uniforms we'd have to go to our lockers, grab our poo poo, run to to the changing room, change with 100 other dudes in a 10x10 room and then run back to our locker to stow our gear

this made stealing poo poo incredibly easy

I bet you had a locker full of weiner glances.

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Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

That you stole.

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Locker full of hearts he stole in basic. DSs ran a train.

# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:34

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Victor Vermis posted:

That you stole.

please

weiner looks were free for all

# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:35

iceslice: May 20, 2005

So today I went to work, turned in some finance paperwork, and sat around for an hour bullshitting. Tomorrow I'm going to make an M4 out of foam from an old pelican case, put a serial number on it, and make one of the new guys carry it around while they in-process. Forget getting shot at, blown up, or DUIs. Boredom is the real killer. R3 is retarded.

# ? Oct 1, 2014 05:10

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

iceslice posted:

So today I went to work, turned in some finance paperwork, and sat around for an hour bullshitting. Tomorrow I'm going to make an M4 out of foam from an old pelican case, put a serial number on it, and make one of the new guys carry it around while they in-process. Forget getting shot at, blown up, or DUIs. Boredom is the real killer. R3 is retarded.

is this a punishment

because if so that's pretty weak

# ? Oct 1, 2014 05:17

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Victor Vermis posted:

In boot camp, platoons would "cross decks" from one squad bay to another in order to exit from the other side of the building.

Both platoons would conveniently be lined up and in each others' way somehow every time this happened so there would be all kinds of punching and kicking as our nubile young formations slithered over and through each other.

Did u guys have that?

cross dicks

# ? Oct 1, 2014 05:34

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

iceslice posted:

So today I went to work, turned in some finance paperwork, and sat around for an hour bullshitting. Tomorrow I'm going to make an M4 out of foam from an old pelican case, put a serial number on it, and make one of the new guys carry it around while they in-process. Forget getting shot at, blown up, or DUIs. Boredom is the real killer. R3 is retarded.

You are bad at hazing.

# ? Oct 1, 2014 06:22

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

one of the best punishments i saw was in Iraq. soon after we got there we were bringing out m997s down to the depot for the hillbilly armor, and i watched an e3 going down the road flipping a massive axle end over end

we asked the motor sergeant what was up, and the dude went on a convoy without his id or his dogtags, so he was to spend the day going up and down the road on speicher flipping the axle, end over end.

# ? Oct 1, 2014 06:24

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

We had a guy ND on the saw range during a field exercise so his squad leader made him dig six shallow graves and he had to wake up every hour during the night and move to the next one.

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Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

I love the new thread smell and this one don't have it.

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