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Quickscope420dad posted:thanks for the new sig guys there are sigs??
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that's deepr than the well 107 infants fell down into at the same time
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Stoic Commie posted:that's deepr than the well 107 infants fell down into at the same time What's really sad is all this poo poo keeps happening. You have the wars and ebola and stuff, and the number one news site in america is "nudes". Naked celebrities in america are #1. It's a disgrace.
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Sep 3, 2014 01:11
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the fact ill never be able to top that dead vet/dog post
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Sep 3, 2014 01:54
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the end of on her majestys secret service where james bonds holding the only woman hell ever love dead in his arms and hes saying oh shes just resting shes just resting
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Sep 3, 2014 01:55
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the future fate of our children who waste the innocence and vigour of their youth staring at cell phone screens and video games, never truly experiencing the wonders of life and not truly understanding tge great regret they will feel in old age of a youth wasted on cheap thrills
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Sep 3, 2014 01:57
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gallagher smashes a watermelon with his mallet and didnt notice his beloved cat, misty, who is about 2 have kittens, climb into the watermelon b4 the show
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Sep 3, 2014 02:00
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a watermelon but it doesnt have water it has dust and ashes and the watermelon floats to a deserted island occupied by a lone thirsty man
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Sep 3, 2014 02:03
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Goes to smash a watermelon that was never there.
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Sep 3, 2014 02:05
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roger ebert on his deathbed and he cant look away from the screen and no one has called his wife beccause the monitoring equipment is defective and the last movie he watches on the tv in his hospital room is deuce bigalow male gigalo and then oblivion also theres no afterlife
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ilikedirt posted:a watermelon but it doesnt have water it has dust and ashes and the watermelon floats to a deserted island occupied by a lone thirsty man That's dark man. The worst melon excpirience I even had is when a cucumber grew into the concrete, I can never eat it. It's there, and always will be.
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Sep 3, 2014 02:22
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if anyone quotes that they get probation for twice as long as butplug
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Sep 3, 2014 02:22
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THS posted:roger ebert on his deathbed and he cant look away from the screen and no one has called his wife beccause the monitoring equipment is defective and the last movie he watches on the tv in his hospital room is deuce bigalow male gigalo and then oblivion also theres no afterlife Same, except Attack of the Clones.
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Sep 3, 2014 02:32
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A serbian film
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Sep 3, 2014 02:48
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redshirt posted:Same, except Attack of the Clones. Vanilla Sky
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Sep 3, 2014 03:05
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Their are men floating through life who will never know love or companionship because of the genetic lottery. Their height and race work against them in the love/sex market. They will never know what it's like to wake up next to a woman, and have her run her hands over your shoulder. Most will reach a boiling point and hurt someone. Their self, others, or in most cases both. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Party Next Door posted:Their are men floating through life who will never know love or companionship because of the genetic lottery. Their height and race work against them in the love/sex market. They will never know what it's like to wake up next to a woman, and have her run her hands over your shoulder. Most will reach a boiling point and hurt someone. Their self, others, or in most cases both. mods
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Party Next Door posted:Their are men floating through life who will never know love or companionship because of the genetic lottery. Their height and race work against them in the love/sex market. They will never know what it's like to wake up next to a woman, and have her run her hands over your shoulder. Most will reach a boiling point and hurt someone. Their self, others, or in most cases both. hello john pop
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OMFG FURRY posted:seeing your daughter or son in a porn series you regularly enjoy having a porn series you watch regularly
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Sep 3, 2014 03:58
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that time you said something hateful to make your dad cry your good dad who you loved & respected not your lovely dad who beat you
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Opening your Christmas present and inside is just the word "AIDS" printed on a piece of paper in size 72 font
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Drunk & Ugly posted:how abouttwo kittens falling in love but one gets clinical depression and has to watch as the other drifts away because its a chore being around anyone with depression and everything could be wonderful if the cats brains werent sad but instead they end the relationship. and the sad one will kill itself while holding a picture of the kitten it loved and dreaming of what could have been if it could have just tried harder to be a normal happy kitten who enjoys playing with yarn. thne later after some time spent apart the other kitten decides it was a mistake and will love the other in spite of the depression and comes back to it to ask forgiveness only to find its rotting kitten corpse surrounded by bags of catnip, holding the picture of them together in once happier time. this gives the surviving kitten PTSD, and now two lives are ruined
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A bus driver is on his final run before his retirement, so he has his wife and 8 year-old son on board to celebrate. They're all killed by crashing into a truck filled with toys. http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/news/greyhound-bus-crash-kills-7-article-1.786027 (The article doesn't mention that everyone involved was a kitten.)
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Sep 3, 2014 05:46
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i post on the internet when I drink alone
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Sep 3, 2014 07:02
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I just had a flashback of shopping with my dad and grandma at food 4 less. that ruined my night.
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not going to read 10 pages, did anyone post that achewood
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ColdReaches posted:That's dark man. this is a poem. by tupac
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a guy addicted to cough drops but he dont have a cough so he develops a phantom cough and end up damaging his throat and voice. that man was lucciano pavorratti one of the most beautiful voices in history struck down by big menthol thus illustrating the evils of capismlism
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Sep 3, 2014 19:43
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dag this threadis hell of sad....but in a good way 
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ilikedirt posted:a watermelon but it doesnt have water it has dust and ashes and the watermelon floats to a deserted island occupied by a lone thirsty man holy......poo poo...... 
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There are people who are suicidally depressed and they know they need therapy but they can't afford it and it's one of the reasons they're depressed. Their only solace was Robin Williams movies.
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Sep 3, 2014 23:23
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"Do Your Balls Hang Low" got turned into "Do Your Ears Hang Low" for family campfire fare and that's all anyone who doesn't reflect and wonder where the gently caress those lyrics came from will know it as.
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really at a loss as to why 1s ears wood hang low.....?
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