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I was slapping my FemNazi oval office of a girlfriend/sister in line at the store for suggesting maybe we shouldn't eat human being-free Jesus chicken at Chik-fil-a for lunch when the trilby wearing neckbeard in front of us tries to buy his atheist hipster Pabst pisswater one minute and twenty seven seconds before noon on a Sunday in GOD'S COUNTRY. The illegal spic-bitch was screaming in her animal language when the cops burst through the doors and started unloading their fully automatic taser grenade guns, taking down all the black welfare-queen urban-feral thugs leeching off our economy with their SOCIALIST food-cards while screaming "STOP REACHING FOR MY DICK!" We all had a good laugh until some Social Justice Whiner White Knights in a waaaaahmbulance ran in to help the lazy bums bleeding to death. We tried to tell them it was their fault and if they didn't want organ failure that maybe they should get a job. They were probably Bronies anyway. I'm gay.
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Berk Berkly posted:I was slapping my FemNazi oval office of a girlfriend/sister in line at the store for suggesting maybe we shouldn't eat human being-free Jesus chicken at Chik-fil-a for lunch when the trilby wearing neckbeard in front of us tries to buy his atheist hipster Pabst pisswater one minute and twenty seven seconds before noon on a Sunday in GOD'S COUNTRY. The illegal spic-bitch was screaming in her animal language when the cops burst through the doors and started unloading their fully automatic taser grenade guns, taking down all the black welfare-queen urban-feral thugs leeching off our economy with their SOCIALIST food-cards while screaming "STOP REACHING FOR MY DICK!" We all had a good laugh until some Social Justice Whiner White Knights in a waaaaahmbulance ran in to help the lazy bums bleeding to death. We tried to tell them it was their fault and if they didn't want organ failure that maybe they should get a job. hosed up if true.
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Sep 2, 2014 02:11
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It was good, thanks for asking.
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Sep 2, 2014 02:11
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my mom made potato salad and beans 'n bacon and fried chicken and we all ate it while enjoying the company of my new nephew who just started walking
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Sep 2, 2014 02:13
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read first line of OP, voted thread 1.
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Sep 2, 2014 02:21
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It was alright OP, we grilled some steaks and relaxed today. Thanks for asking!
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Sep 2, 2014 02:22
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Morkyz posted:read first line of OP, voted thread 1. I always knew one day I'd be #1. Also Labor day is for bums. Why do poor people need a holiday?
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Sep 2, 2014 02:29
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i got a killer fever snd it sucks bc i want yo sleep it off but the fever hurts so much its keepin me awake thus my posting today has been brlow calibur quality im v sorry sa
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Sep 2, 2014 02:31
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not bad actually. woke up hella late, did some school poo poo, ate a egg.
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Sep 2, 2014 02:32
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I thought really hard about killing myself then ate barbeque
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Sep 2, 2014 02:34
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Gaunab posted:I thought really hard about killing myself then ate barbeque dont kill yourself man
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Sep 2, 2014 02:35
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THS posted:dont eat barbeque yourself man That poo poo will kill you.
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Sep 2, 2014 02:52
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Boss told me to work harder on Labor Day E: gently caress that rear end in a top hat
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Sep 2, 2014 03:35
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my day was good but gbs is kinda lame right now and im hoping that it will pick up the slack
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Sep 2, 2014 03:45
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THS posted:my mom made potato salad and beans 'n bacon and fried chicken 
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Sep 2, 2014 06:18
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terrible
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Sep 2, 2014 06:42
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Sep 2, 2014 06:43
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good
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Sep 2, 2014 06:43
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calm down adolf
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Sep 2, 2014 06:44
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real loving poo poo and it s only half over
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Sep 2, 2014 06:44
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lonesomedwarf posted:real loving poo poo but it's mostly over
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Sep 2, 2014 06:45
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Berk Berkly posted:I was slapping my FemNazi oval office of a girlfriend/sister in line at the store for suggesting maybe we shouldn't eat human being-free Jesus chicken at Chik-fil-a for lunch when the trilby wearing neckbeard in front of us tries to buy his atheist hipster Pabst pisswater one minute and twenty seven seconds before noon on a Sunday in GOD'S COUNTRY. The illegal spic-bitch was screaming in her animal language when the cops burst through the doors and started unloading their fully automatic taser grenade guns, taking down all the black welfare-queen urban-feral thugs leeching off our economy with their SOCIALIST food-cards while screaming "STOP REACHING FOR MY DICK!" We all had a good laugh until some Social Justice Whiner White Knights in a waaaaahmbulance ran in to help the lazy bums bleeding to death. We tried to tell them it was their fault and if they didn't want organ failure that maybe they should get a job. Better now.
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Sep 2, 2014 06:46
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tahts racist
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Sep 2, 2014 06:46
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Robo Reagan posted:tahts racist  i honestly didn't mean it like that. the mum just came into my head when i read the post cause of all the beans and farting
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