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Which one of you motherfuckers works at the Burgerville in Monmouth, Oregon? I heard you talking about these boards and I wanted to tell you to kill you are self, but I didn't want to offend you in front of your peers/m'lady. Post ITT if you work there and also if you don't work there but have a HILARIOUS WACKY story about working in fast food LOL I'll start. One time I worked at a dennys and there was this old guy who was also a huge cock who always said rude poo poo to me and to these nice old ladies that came in all the time. One day I told him "I hope you die of a stroke" and then lol he did two weeks later and his family was really depressed. Turns out he was my old teacher's father. I hope she's sad too.
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one day i told my family i was gay but im not i miss them
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Sep 2, 2014 09:39
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cool the forums version of a passive aggressive sticky note on the fridge
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Sep 2, 2014 09:59
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I am struggling to find a time when I would ever talk about the SA forums to a co-worker at any establishment. What if they thought I read TVIV or old Gibbis by accident?
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Sep 2, 2014 10:03
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Robo Reagan posted:cool the forums version of a passive aggressive sticky note on the fridge The Something Awful Forums> Main > GBS 1.5 - Missed Connections >
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Sep 2, 2014 10:47
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Oh wow, aren't you cool? Giving me a hard time just because I work in a burger joint. At least it's an honest job. I suppose you're a captain of industry or something? Also, nice ironic detachment from the very fora you post on. I'm sure you've never had a conversation about them with people you know, because reasons. Why don't you come on back and introduce yourself, and we can have a nice long conversation out back?
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Sep 2, 2014 11:13
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it was me
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Sep 2, 2014 13:10
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Burger King once put mayo on my burger as a child when I was eating there with my aunt and uncle. I didn't want it so my uncle took it up to the register and told the girl that I was deathly allergic to mayo. You should have seen the look on her face. She looked terrified that she almost killed a small child.
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Sep 2, 2014 13:12
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im the guy in da op
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Sep 2, 2014 14:22
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runupon cracker posted:Why don't you come on back and introduce yourself, and we can have a nice long conversation out back? OMG these goons are going to have so much sex against a BurgerVille dumpster. I'm so proud of the forums right now, you guys.
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Sep 2, 2014 14:26
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one time I ordered 2 jr chickens, 2 double bacon cheeseburgs, and a large fry with a medium drink and I ate it all in one sitting. I wasn't even drunk, I was just hungry.
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Sep 2, 2014 14:27
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Stoat posted:one day i told my family i was gay but im not i miss them
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Sep 2, 2014 14:29
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please voice your complaints in the form of a rap battle because i want to see how hard i can cringe at internet posts
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Sep 2, 2014 14:29
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i like big burgs and i can not lie.... ha ha ha...
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Sep 2, 2014 14:30
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just haveing some fun irtt
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Sep 2, 2014 14:30
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I once got some hosed up stomach disease from eating the rancid roadkill they call burgers at BK. I almost shat my guts out. Thats my story.
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Sep 2, 2014 14:43
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Trixie Hardcore posted:OMG these goons are going to have so much sex against a BurgerVille dumpster. I'm so proud of the forums right now, you guys. Free range goon sex, it's Burgerville. And I really want to know who it is because there are like 5 people in Monmouth and it frightens me to know that one of them is a goon.
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Sep 2, 2014 14:59
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I ate out a girls pussy in a steak and shake bathroom once.
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Sep 2, 2014 15:03
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vyst posted:I ate out a girls pussy in a steak and shake bathroom once. you sure it wasn't at red lobster? don't think they sell clams at steak and shake.
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Sep 2, 2014 15:25
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Dusty Baker 2 posted:Free range goon sex, it's Burgerville. And I really want to know who it is because there are like 5 people in Monmouth and it frightens me to know that one of them is a goon. Yeah in an American city of 10 thousand people it's really a stretch that two of them might be goons, like totally waaaaay out there. You should probably go away if you dislike Monmouth so much. Might I suggest Galesburg as a destination?
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Sep 2, 2014 15:41
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Which one of you ate my fries?
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Sep 2, 2014 15:53
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Ha ha, you eat at cheap burger dives instead of cooking your own food.
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Sep 2, 2014 17:05
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Dusty Baker 2 posted:Which one of you motherfuckers works at the Burgerville in Monmouth, Oregon? I heard you talking about these boards and I wanted to tell you to kill you are self, but I didn't want to offend you in front of your peers/m'lady. You could have asked him to put more stairs in your burger.
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Sep 2, 2014 17:06
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wow, someone too scared to talk about the forums irl maybe you should go back to your mother's
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Sep 2, 2014 17:07
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tbf i would never talk about the forums irls
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Sep 2, 2014 17:10
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lonesomedwarf posted:tbf i would never talk about the forums irls becuse you're a twat?
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Sep 2, 2014 17:11
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sure thats part of it
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Sep 2, 2014 17:14
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fair enough
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Sep 2, 2014 17:16
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i talked about the forums once irl, back when that slenderman poo poo was happening otherwise no, never. lowtax ain't getting any word-of-mouth marketing out of me unless he pays me
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Sep 2, 2014 17:17
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lmao if youre ever not talking about the boards
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Sep 2, 2014 17:50
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I tell all my crazy patients to join SA. That may explain a few things.
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Sep 2, 2014 17:52
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This internet group therapy's really helping doc
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Sep 2, 2014 18:12
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This thread was a terrible idea and I don't know why I started it. It was way funnier in my head and now i realize how stupid it is. I'm the idiot 
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