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Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

renard renard renarnd renrard

renard


http://evangelcathedral.net/

Just make sure to turn down your speakers when clicking on the bookstore.

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Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.



Yoshi Jjang posted:

http://evangelcathedral.net/

Just make sure to turn down your speakers when clicking on the bookstore.

This is done by Marcus Shepard, who is infamous around Atlanta (at least amongst us graphic designers) for his overpriced as hell web design and graphics. Dude markets mostly to churches and companies that have no idea what a professionally done website should look like in the 2010s. He's been doing that exact same style of website for almost a decade now, too.

Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

renard renard renarnd renrard

renard


Vanderdeath posted:

This is done by Marcus Shepard, who is infamous around Atlanta (at least amongst us graphic designers) for his overpriced as hell web design and graphics. Dude markets mostly to churches and companies that have no idea what a professionally done website should look like in the 2010s. He's been doing that exact same style of website for almost a decade now, too.

Ahaha, Christ alive, you weren't kidding.

It's even more hilarious that some (if not most, I'm not checking every single one) of those websites no longer use his, er, design and look totally normal.

Endymion FRS MK1
Oct 29, 2011

I don't know what this thing is, and I don't care. I'm just tired of seeing your stupid newbie av from 2011.

SerialKilldeer posted:

http://www.bellads.info/

Someone's personal homepage dealing with various political issues, I think.

:stare:

It wants me to install a Real Player plugin, blasts incomprehensible nonsense at me and, just seriously what. My brain sort of exploded in there.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



I'm sorry, did you mistake this for the PYF totally amazing website thread?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Yoshi Jjang posted:

Ahaha, Christ alive, you weren't kidding.

It's even more hilarious that some (if not most, I'm not checking every single one) of those websites no longer use his, er, design and look totally normal.

http://www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index13.htm Good god this is amazing.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Humbug posted:

Yvettes Bridal, although it might be wonderful. I don't know
http://yvettesbridalformal.p1r8.net/
This got posted in some random PYF years ago but I dont remember the fart noises. Was that always there? :allears:
Also this is way funnier than it should be. This thread is a pretty surreal read when youre tired and unable to sleep. I feel like i'm on an internet time machine viewing pages of the past desperately trying to stay relevant in 2014.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Tiggum posted:

I'm sorry, did you mistake this for the PYF totally amazing website thread?

I agree with Tiggum. That website is so beautifully, awesomely gaudy.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Tiggum posted:

I'm sorry, did you mistake this for the PYF totally amazing website thread?

I was not expecting the guitar music.


Here, have this racist blast from 2004.

http://www15.ocn.ne.jp/~oyakodon/newversion/yudayasensou.e.htm

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Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

contrapants posted:

I agree with Tiggum. That website is so beautifully, awesomely gaudy.

It looks like a megachurch, so that website appeals directly to the demographic they want to reach anyway.

Yargh
Jan 12, 2008
ok.
I used to work for this company. Used to:
http://www.rrms.com/
Ahahah, loving hell.

Vanderdeath posted:

This is done by Marcus Shepard, who is infamous around Atlanta (at least amongst us graphic designers) for his overpriced as hell web design and graphics. Dude markets mostly to churches and companies that have no idea what a professionally done website should look like in the 2010s. He's been doing that exact same style of website for almost a decade now, too.

This sort of thing is so fascinating. It's like, "Why haven't I thought of doing this before?!"

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I want to kill everyone that uses Oracle PeopleSoft. And this includes you, Very Important Large $$$ company why the gently caress do I have to spend 5 hours trying to figure out what the gently caress menu to use that doesn't even work because you were programmed in 1950 or some poo poo.

Their website has a very nice default image that is workable



but in real life imagine a garbage dump of random words in which you have to sift through garbage for two hours to find a glimmer of goldsomething that isn't rotten poo poo, that's what PeopleSoft is.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Yoshi Jjang posted:

http://evangelcathedral.net/

Just make sure to turn down your speakers when clicking on the bookstore.

Wow. It's like the menu screen of a fighting game. Amazing. I want to intern under this guy for a while.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

I want to kill everyone that uses Oracle PeopleSoft. And this includes you, Very Important Large $$$ company why the gently caress do I have to spend 5 hours trying to figure out what the gently caress menu to use that doesn't even work because you were programmed in 1950 or some poo poo.

Their website has a very nice default image that is workable



but in real life imagine a garbage dump of random words in which you have to sift through garbage for two hours to find a glimmer of goldsomething that isn't rotten poo poo, that's what PeopleSoft is.

Oh, the glory days of meetings where the manager would passive-aggressively vent about PeopleSoft to us like it's our fault she had to deal with such an abomination.

Treguna Mekoides
Jun 17, 2008

A witch is always a lady except when circumstances dictate otherwise.
I'm 98% sure this is an ironically bad site, but it's so spectacularly entertaining, I'm putting it in

Local pizza place Lonesome's are really nice people and they have the best names for their pizzas

http://www.lonesomespizza.com/

My favorite pizza is this:

13. "Tesla the inventor vs. Dokken the band $23/$12"

A Lonesome’s original- Ethiopian spiced tomato sauce with braised leg of lamb and goat cheese.

Fuckin' good, huge pizza.

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.



Yargh posted:

This sort of thing is so fascinating. It's like, "Why haven't I thought of doing this before?!"

Trust me, I wish I had thought of it first. :smith:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Justin Godscock posted:

Oh, the glory days of meetings where the manager would passive-aggressively vent about PeopleSoft to us like it's our fault she had to deal with such an abomination.

Just imagine 50+ hour work weeks where all day said managers would ask (yell) why they couldn't find x in "the system"

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Wow, I sure am ready for 50 minutes of uninteruppted AC/DC, Led Zepplin, and Red Hot Chile Peppers.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Wow, I sure am ready for 50 minutes of uninteruppted AC/DC, Led Zepplin, and Red Hot Chile Peppers.
You'll get all that and no ads on KCOK's Cock Block Rock Block, with Tommy K, Dave, and the rest of the KCOK Cock Block Crew!

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