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Yeah the entire week these whales have been outside my condo in the water. They will not leave, if people are in the water these bitches rush you and poo poo. They tug on you which is the worst or slam right into you like a giant fat dog. They're pilot whales, so they're small enough to come further in without beaching themselves like a humpback.
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slam whale holy grail
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"lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora
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oh wah there's whales out front of my seaside condo and now i can't swim in the ocean for fear of being tugged on
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easy lay bro get on it
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did you try calling the japanese embassy?
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now how will i wear my fancy little swim trunks
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if it was me the whales would like me and we would swim around
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too distracted by avatar to respond
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Whales don't rape people so you'll be fine. It's dolphins you have to worry about.
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Sep 4, 2014 06:16
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can you hear their mournful songs OP?
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Secks Cauldron posted:Whales don't rape people so you'll be fine. It's dolphins you have to worry about. There was about 60 dolphins in the water today as well.
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are you faroese
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Secks Cauldron posted:Whales don't rape people so you'll be fine. It's dolphins you have to worry about. And sharks. Sharks work in tandem with dolphins to secure humans for rapes.
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Sep 4, 2014 06:20
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i suggest you go out on your widow's watch and peep the whales
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Sep 4, 2014 06:21
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can you score some whale milk for me, op?
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Sep 4, 2014 06:22
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Fandyien posted:i suggest you go out on your widow's watch and peep the whales Curse at them for stealing your husband away to the deep.
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Sep 4, 2014 06:22
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get in the ocean and run your hands all over those whales like a big booty
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Sep 4, 2014 06:23
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Harpoon them like the Japs would.
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Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:Harpoon them like the Japs would. We can't brandish our guns during the months when the renters are here. Our Condo President got rid of all the seagulls a few years back by gunning them all down during October and November.
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Sep 4, 2014 06:25
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have you considered being eaten and starting a mythical life in a whale belly?
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Sep 4, 2014 06:32
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Fandyien posted:are you faroese that would certainly explain a lot, i'm not even talking about the whales
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Sep 4, 2014 06:39
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SplitSoul posted:that would certainly explain a lot, i'm not even talking about the whales You mean my shockingly good looks and my preference for heavy edged weaponry?
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The Taint Reaper posted:I am quite wealthy and live in a seaside condo. that's nice dear. good luck with your whales.
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The Taint Reaper posted:You mean my shockingly good looks and my preference for heavy edged weaponry? no
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they finally realized people are killing them and decided to strike back interspecies warfare is hell
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are you pharoese?
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where do you live op
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Sep 4, 2014 06:53
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Trixie Hardcore posted:And sharks. Sharks work in tandem with dolphins to secure humans for rapes.
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Gay Hitler posted:where do you live op On an island which is also called a castrated peninsula.
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