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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Quickscope420dad posted:

Your superpower is to be able to see porn in binary

Like look at porn, see binary, or look at binary, see porn?

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Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010
please give me a super power

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
i provide hope in the deepest depths of despair

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
can i have a magical superpower

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

I require magic. Assign it to me now.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Uniscott posted:

I need some magic.

YOu can cast a spell which turns your meal into wasps

Light Gun Man posted:

Like look at porn, see binary, or look at binary, see porn?

Look at porn, see binary

Pladdicus posted:

please give me a super power

The power to scream so loud that you can deafen someone from 100 meters away (unfortunately it deafens you too)

Akratic Method posted:

I require magic. Assign it to me now.


Your dick is enchanted with permanent softness


ArtIsResistance posted:

can i have a magical superpower

some else already asked this, and no. You can just have a magical power: You know a spell that allows you to see your face the morning after in the mirror of any nightclub toilet

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

i want a super power

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Yivgev posted:

i want a super power

You can fart so hard it knocks down walls

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