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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



I think people mixed up greasy with "loaded with protein" because an Irish breakfast is essentially 95% protein and that poo poo will get you normal quick

Also I want Irish breakfast now

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Went to a strip club last night. Drunk decision and I haven't been to one in about 10 years. Had a... lucky time there. Should probably get checked out. I woke up completely wasted today at about noon. I got Arby's though and that helped a bit. Yay for greasy food. :toot:

jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012

Beep Street posted:

I'm a binge drinker and am incapable of thinking of food for at least four hours after I get up with a hangover. Eventually my nausea and vomiting subdue enough to allow me to consume some toast or ramen. Anything greasy would just turn my stomach.

what's the point of binge drinking? i am no square, but i don't see the appeal. i've been to parties, and some people act like it's a competition to consume the most liquid. they aren't getting any more buzz, just getting dizzier, queasier, and less mentally competent. i get piss drunk casually sipping cans of keystone light (or stones for short) when i am feeling blue, i don't see what benefit i would get out of hurrying the digestion.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
In my case, my intention isn't too binge drink, but I drink too much too fast because I feel like I'm not getting drunk, then it just hits me and I'm hosed.

I found a Burger King burger in my fridge the other morning that I forgot I bought and it was a loving hangover miracle.

Beep Street
Aug 22, 2006

Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet.

jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

what's the point of binge drinking? i am no square, but i don't see the appeal. i've been to parties, and some people act like it's a competition to consume the most liquid. they aren't getting any more buzz, just getting dizzier, queasier, and less mentally competent. i get piss drunk casually sipping cans of keystone light (or stones for short) when i am feeling blue, i don't see what benefit i would get out of hurrying the digestion.
By binging don't mean drinking really quickly or doing shots or anything. I just tend to drink for a very long time when I do decide to consume alcohol. I can never have just the one. I don't drink on weekdays.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

what's the point of binge drinking? i am no square, but i don't see the appeal. i've been to parties, and some people act like it's a competition to consume the most liquid. they aren't getting any more buzz, just getting dizzier, queasier, and less mentally competent. i get piss drunk casually sipping cans of keystone light (or stones for short) when i am feeling blue, i don't see what benefit i would get out of hurrying the digestion.

I hate life.

Wertjoe
May 10, 2007

jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

what's the point of binge drinking? i am no square, but i don't see the appeal. i've been to parties, and some people act like it's a competition to consume the most liquid. they aren't getting any more buzz, just getting dizzier, queasier, and less mentally competent. i get piss drunk casually sipping cans of keystone light (or stones for short) when i am feeling blue, i don't see what benefit i would get out of hurrying the digestion.

Just be glad that you don't understand and then move on.

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

wait you guys stopped drinking?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Rad Tad posted:

wait you guys stopped drinking?

Literally only because my anus would not stop pooping

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

lidnsya posted:

I found a Burger King burger in my fridge the other morning that I forgot I bought and it was a loving hangover miracle.
Who the gently caress stores fast food for later? Are you housebound?

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
try a slinger for a hangover, op

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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Giraffe posted:

Who the gently caress stores fast food for later? Are you housebound?

W all the sodium and sugar itd probably survive a year

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

suck off a bunch of semen in your mouth and eat it faggo

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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i just did that

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
A full English breakfast has salt, protein and sugar plus fat. The first three are all depleted while you are out drinking and the fat will "soak up" any leftover alcohol in your stomach. That said, "hair of the dog" is sometimes literally hard to swallow but the best way to clear you of the signs of methanol poisoning aka headache.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

Giraffe posted:

Who the gently caress stores fast food for later? Are you housebound?

I bought it before I started drinking because I was going to some place in the middle of nowhere and no idea when I could eat next. So I had it in my purse. Got home at 9am and must have shoved it in the fridge.

Honestly, next day soggy purse bacon whopper just made it that much more satisfying.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Lol purse, what a homo

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Wertjoe posted:

Just be glad that you don't understand and then move on.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

lidnsya posted:

I bought it before I started drinking because I was going to some place in the middle of nowhere and no idea when I could eat next. So I had it in my purse. Got home at 9am and must have shoved it in the fridge.

Honestly, next day soggy purse bacon whopper just made it that much more satisfying.

How fat would you say you are, on a scale of 1-10?

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
food

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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Giraffe posted:

How fat would you say you are, on a scale of 1-10?

P sure bacon burger is a #4 hth

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Two things are really good for hangovers, lots of water and some kind of "brine" like olive or pickle juice. Just drink a straight-up cup of pickle juice the night of your drinking, keep some water nearby if you drift awake and have a killer thirst, then the next day eat some dry toast and have some Ibuprofen, and drink a big cup of black coffee.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Don't take any ibuprofen or apap (Tylenol) unless you're sure as poo poo that the alcohol is all gone. If you've been binging hard enough that you need a cup of pickle juice and still feel like crap in the morning then it's probably not safe yet

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

Giraffe posted:

How fat would you say you are, on a scale of 1-10?

Hmm. Not sure how the scale works. Maybe a 6.5 or 7.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

Fetus Tree posted:

Lol purse, what a homo

I'm a girl, you Doobie loving piece of poo poo.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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lidnsya posted:

I'm a girl, you Doobie loving piece of poo poo.

:thejoke:

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Fetus Tree posted:

yeh. this is p much my go to. plus, you dont need nearly as much sodium as something like your cliche hangover cure breakfast would contain

im american, i can get sodium in anything, it doesnt have to be goddamn 2 pounds of dead animals bound together by velveeta and shame

Please, teach us your ways, sir or madam.. :allears:

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Please, teach us your ways, sir or madam.. :allears:

go gently caress yourself shitstain

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Fetus Tree posted:

go gently caress yourself shitstain

No, you're obviously a superior person and we can all learn from your font of boundless wisdom. :unsmith:

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Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

why do people say loving yourself shitstain is good for hangovers uhg i'm still drinking

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