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I'll be the goon that hangs around the one goonette the whole time, uncomfortably segueing everything into unsuccessful boasts because I think it'll make her like me.
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That's not a goonette. He just has long hair.
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Sep 8, 2014 05:44
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Nameless_Steve posted:That's not a goonette. He just has long hair. And moobs.
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Sep 8, 2014 09:13
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we don't believe in 'gender'
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Sep 8, 2014 09:15
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*brings ~$500 eight-hose hookah and a turkish coffee set to a mud-covered field, busts out a $10 lawn chair by his tent and keeps to himself*
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Sep 8, 2014 09:18
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*performs japanese tea service to moisten a homely, pale woman*
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Im the old redneck eyeing you youngsters with contempt as i chew tobacco, warning you away from the old house by the lake. Im later found dead, impaled through the eye with a steel rod.
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Sep 8, 2014 09:23
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BombiTheZombie posted:Im the old redneck eyeing you youngsters with contempt as i chew tobacco, warning you away from the old house by the lake. Im later found dead, impaled through the eye with a steel rod.
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Sep 11, 2014 07:07
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poo poo guys my contact fell out. is there a stream or a brook nearby where i can wash it off?
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Benedick Cuckold posted:poo poo guys my contact fell out. is there a stream or a brook nearby where i can wash it off? It's going to be really hard to find a body of fresh water that the goons haven't had a bathroom break in. Use this canteen of mountain instead.
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Sep 11, 2014 07:20
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I'll be the ex military uncle trying to relive some never actually experienced past masculine ideal of my youth and after a couple drinks I'll start crying and talking about my ex wife
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Sep 11, 2014 07:22
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Arrr! Ok boyos, set the tent over yonder, we're gonna set up what we use to call a 'bivouac' back in the 'corps heh, man those were the days. Yep! Just us men, breathin' free heh. No, WOOMEN to heh HOLD US DOWN heh *sips from flask, wipes hand across mouth* cough hack Yep jimmy set the cross cut saw over there later I'll show yeh how to set up a fire, a real MAN'S fire. No women here! Heh. JUST US BOYOS. Just some, REAL MEN here heh. No, no women folk teh, hold us back, make us, make us feel- *swig from flask* cough cough MAKE US FEEL less like the, the men we ARE heh. Yep just us cough cough boys here, in the, **awkward pause** in the, WOODS heh ** two hours later** SHEILA WHYYYY WHYYYY I DINT UDBSRSTAND, I GAVE EVERYTHIG, everyTHING cough cough
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Sep 11, 2014 07:33
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Oh crap its the Slendermin!
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Sep 11, 2014 07:49
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Benedick Cuckold posted:poo poo guys my contact fell out. is there a stream or a brook nearby where i can wash it off? Here, let me just grab a steel rod and show you a trick that I learned from Bombi... (also, I'm pretty sure naem's going to end up raping at least one of us in our sleep...)
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Sep 11, 2014 07:50
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Happy 9/11 Campers! I hope you all packed your steel rods!
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Choco1980 posted:(also, I'm pretty sure naem's going to end up raping at least one of us in our sleep...) No dammit jimmy I said the, the CROSScut saw with the, yeh that one. Boys in my day you knew a, heh, a CROSScut saw from a Messerschmidt from DAY ONE. Why if yet father were with us still, now I know your, heh your MOTHER she does her best, but, heh cough cough WOMENfolk they, they don't always, LISTEN, **swig from flask, hand wipe across mouth, wince** They don't LISTEN do they? WOMEN. Heh. WHO NEEDS EM? Not THIS marine boyos. I says BAH HUMBUG heh **two hours later** SHEILA!!! YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING hack hack cough **uncontrolled sobbing**
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