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If you had the choice to stay and live as you currently do right now or go back in time and be the King's Bumwiper (which was actually a very high position in those days, very well paid and got to go to all the badass feasts and poo poo), which would you choose?
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Sep 8, 2014 14:06
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I would choose. to be gay.
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Sep 8, 2014 14:07
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Wow what a clever and original post I made. About being gay.
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Sep 8, 2014 14:07
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So are we just past the point of checkbox polls now 
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Sep 8, 2014 14:08
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Dude you have plat. Is there no poll because you were too stupid to make one or because you are too lazy?
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Sep 8, 2014 14:09
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If i went back in time to be the king's bumwiper would i have sufficient wealth and influence to stop the lovely weird text threads you're starting this morning? cause if so then yes
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Sep 8, 2014 14:10
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I'd stay here. Even being super rich in those days was worse than being poor now.
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Sep 8, 2014 14:49
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i have diarrhea 
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Sep 8, 2014 15:20
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Goku's bumwiper.
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Sep 8, 2014 15:23
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im actually already a pretty high ranking bum wiper so that would be pretty stupid for me to do
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Sep 8, 2014 15:39
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And miss my chance to post on the Something Awful dot com forums? No way OP
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Sep 8, 2014 15:46
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Which king are we talking here?
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Sep 8, 2014 16:02
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Considering that us middle class folk live better than the kings and queens of old, I'd rather stay and live as I currently do. Being the bumwiper for a king wouldn't really appeal.
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Sep 8, 2014 17:00
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do I get to boss around peasants or no
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Sep 8, 2014 17:02
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yo nice font. where you get it the store for idiot gay losers with small dicks?
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Sep 8, 2014 17:24
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Saalkin posted:yo nice font. where you get it the store for idiot gay losers with small dicks? Fuckin' noob. If you go search up JJCoolJ on the SAclopedia and copy the first and last letters of every sentence of the March 30, 2005 post by Agent Escalus and PM it to Lowtax he does a coin flip toss via skype and if it comes heads up you get a choice on which font type your posts show up as. You've been here 6 years, you should know this by now you dumb little poo poo.
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Sep 8, 2014 20:40
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how far back in time are we talkin? like 1973 or 1428? also, what country are we talkin? like England or some shithole tribal village in Africa?
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Sep 8, 2014 20:50
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I would stay right where I am, with the whole world at my fingertips instead of some kings butthole.
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Sep 8, 2014 20:54
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enzeen posted:I would stay right where I am, with the whole world at my fingertips instead of some kings butthole.
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Sep 8, 2014 20:57
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Jesus Christ posted:Fuckin' noob. If you go search up JJCoolJ on the SAclopedia and copy the first and last letters of every sentence of the March 30, 2005 post by Agent Escalus and PM it to Lowtax he does a coin flip toss via skype and if it comes heads up you get a choice on which font type your posts show up as. hosed up if true
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Sep 8, 2014 20:58
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Would we be a portal to current times that we could send that lovely wipes into? Could we control where the lovely wipes end up when they come flying out of the portal? Because a lovely wipe flying out of a portal to smack Obama in the face would be pretty awesome
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Sep 8, 2014 21:02
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The King of which country? I mean if you are stuck as some Raja's Asswiper that could be p uncool.
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Sep 8, 2014 21:13
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Jesus Christ posted:If you had the choice to stay and live as you currently do right now or go back in time and be the King's Bumwiper (which was actually a very high position in those days, very well paid and got to go to all the badass feasts and poo poo), which would you choose? i'd hire blackwater to kill myself.
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Sep 8, 2014 21:15
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Jesus Christ posted:Fuckin' noob. If you go search up JJCoolJ on the SAclopedia and copy the first and last letters of every sentence of the March 30, 2005 post by Agent Escalus and PM it to Lowtax he does a coin flip toss via skype and if it comes heads up you get a choice on which font type your posts show up as. And you didn't pick Comic Sans what the gently caress is wrong with you?
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Sep 8, 2014 21:15
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Always pick the activity that isn't "take a shower in Bill's bathroom."
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Sep 8, 2014 21:16
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yeah sure let me give up all my modern luxuries that a KING wouldn't even have so I can wipe his gross hairy rear end in a top hat prob not even bleached
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Sep 8, 2014 21:23
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I'm pretty sure JESUS CHRIST had red text in the bible?????
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Sep 8, 2014 21:24
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Could I buy medieval weed ?
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Sep 8, 2014 21:32
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Can I bring a supply of Shittens? People will think I'm a wizard.
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Sep 8, 2014 21:38
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:yeah sure let me give up all my modern luxuries that a KING wouldn't even have so I can wipe his gross hairy rear end in a top hat What kind of pansy rear end human being bleaches their rear end in a top hat?
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Sep 8, 2014 21:42
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BombiTheZombie posted:What kind of pansy rear end human being bleaches their rear end in a top hat? Ikr i only bleach other people's
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Sep 8, 2014 21:43
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I would choose Freewill
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Sep 8, 2014 21:58
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Morally Inept posted:I would choose Sorry dude, your life is predetermined and it's pretty grim from what I see.
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BombiTheZombie posted:What kind of pansy rear end human being bleaches their rear end in a top hat? The kind that has other people wipe his rear end duh
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