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Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Y'all don't know the feeling of a switch on your behind and that's why you're all teen pregnant and rude as gently caress

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J.theYellow: May 7, 2003; Slippery Tilde

The elevator railing was at least partly to blame.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 14:58

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

PT6A posted:

Yeah, about that... this wasn't so much "spanking" as it was "whipping with a tree branch."

which is fine except for the open wounds it caused

# ? Sep 13, 2014 14:58

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Comments sections on the AP story have been frightening. It scares me that there's actually people who are saying, "well, hitting a woman is wrong, but whipping a four-year-old hard enough to draw blood is just common sense!"

# ? Sep 13, 2014 15:00

Morally Inept: Mar 5, 2012; by XyloJW

So now the goons will say it's perfectly fine to whip a child with a loving tree branch. You guys crack me up.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 15:01

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Morally Inept posted:

So now the goons will say it's perfectly fine to whip a child with a loving tree branch. You guys crack me up.

It's almost as bad as loving a dog. Don't gently caress any more dogs, please, Morally Inept.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 16:00

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Morally Inept posted:

So now the goons will say it's perfectly fine to whip a child with a loving tree branch. You guys crack me up.

Nah see you can't beat a child because they're dumbshits whose brains are too small to understand what they're doing wrong but a grown rear end woman should know drat well when she's being a oval office

# ? Sep 13, 2014 16:05

Irish Joe: Jul 23, 2007; by Lowtax

Morally Inept posted:

So now the goons will say it's perfectly fine to whip a child with a loving tree branch. You guys crack me up.

What's the difference between a tree branch and a paddle?

# ? Sep 13, 2014 16:48

Morally Inept: Mar 5, 2012; by XyloJW

Irish Joe posted:

What's the difference between a tree branch and a paddle?

They both shouldn't be used on kids. That's the similarity.

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NiceGuy: Dec 13, 2006; This is my BOOMSTICK; College Slice

Morally Inept posted:

They both shouldn't be used on kids. That's the similarity.

Thats a paddlin

# ? Sep 13, 2014 18:28

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

So with Ray rice beatin women, AP beatin kids, I'm gonna say the next outed is Brady beetn himself to kiddie porn.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 19:48

Morally Inept: Mar 5, 2012; by XyloJW

Darth123123 posted:

So with Ray rice beatin women, AP beatin kids, I'm gonna say the next outed is Brady beetn himself to kiddie porn.

No that would be Tony Homo.

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Jackie D: May 27, 2009; Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

Its good when super buff nfl mans beat preschool children

# ? Sep 13, 2014 20:26

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

Darth123123 posted:

So with Ray rice beatin women, AP beatin kids, I'm gonna say the next outed is Brady beetn himself to kiddie porn.

No, not Touchdown Tom!

# ? Sep 13, 2014 20:28

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

Irish Joe posted:

What's the difference between a tree branch and a paddle?

~~skilled craftsmen~~ child labor

# ? Sep 13, 2014 20:32

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Jackie D posted:

Its good when super buff nfl mans beat preschool children

excuse me but my daddy was built like the titanic and when he got hit he got hit so excuse me if I feel AP is at least entitled to a fair hearing in the court of public opinion

# ? Sep 13, 2014 21:04

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Looks like the Shield fixed it so the Pats don't have to face AP this weekend.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 21:35

ColdReaches: Oct 12, 2013; Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/09/12/adrian-peterson-indicted-for-child-abuse/

"According to the police report, Peterson allegedly sent text messages to the child's mother saying he "felt bad" because he struck the kid in the testicles."

:catstare:

Hmm yes, I'll hit my 4 year old kids in the nuts all the time with a tree branch, ain't no thing. Those photos are a week after the beating by the way.

Mods and or fellow forums members, someone please make a new title for this thread, something like, Roger goodells whooping house, or beating station or something.

Also, the over/under for a 49'ers player to be arrested next is 1:1, place your bets.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 22:56

ApexAftermath: May 24, 2006

It's obvious the people saying variations of "mah dad beat me and im ok/parents should be able to spank a kid :bahgawd:

" haven't actually read the loving details of the story. A 4 year old was beaten with a tree branch so hard it not only left lacerations that were still present a week later but was wrapping around his leg and whipping his nuts also. What the gently caress.

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

OOpsie! Nut shot.

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