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Mash posted:that is both terrifying and adorable It just wants to eat your legs!  
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Baby NASCAR. Warts that look like body glitter. A birth control pill that turns menses into astroglide. Complete works of Shakespeare in magazine format (one magazine per play). Handkerchiefs that stay soft. A machine that makes pollution-free energy from children's tears. A program that lets you pay back your student loans by losing weight. Breast implants that turn attention into self-esteem. Cats that poop antidepressants. A device that turns tap water into bottled water. Timeshare-style adoptions. A dog that sleeps at the foot of your bed and is also a nonjudgmental sex coach.
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Brainworm posted:Baby NASCAR. "Give it to her ROUGH!" "Thanks poochie!" :iamafag:
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A series of commercials promoting the benefits of autism. Imagine: Two people are at a bus stop looking at a piece of paper that says BUS SCHEDULE. A rail thin man wearing velcro shoes walks up and tells them the times the bus stops there for the entire following week. "Thanks, Autism" the people say at the camera. The thin man panics and runs off.
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Brainworm posted:Baby NASCAR. Holy sht. Lots. Of good ones here. Let me get my pen.
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lonelylikezoidberg posted:A series of commercials promoting the benefits of autism. Whatever happened to that autism pill scientists were making?
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even more beer
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male breast implants that lactate flavored drinks of your preference. Never have to get up to get a drink again!
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little tiny flashlights u can swallow to help ur turds find their way out of ur dark butthole
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Sep 10, 2014 03:23
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Light bulbs that only turn on when you have a good idea
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:little tiny flashlights u can swallow to help ur turds find their way out of ur dark butthole Lemiwinks.
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Sep 10, 2014 03:32
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Mouse gestures addon for firefox so it's easier to close tabs than ever before! No more strain of going all the way to some far away corner of your screen or whatever people do when they accidentally make a bad post and want to get away before the gas hits.
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Sep 10, 2014 12:15
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an automatic post filter that de-capitalizes, removed random letters, and misspells a couple of words for the true gbs postin' flavour
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onedayholiday posted:an automatic post filter that de-capitalizes, removed random letters, and misspells a couple of words for the true gbs postin' flavour lok if u need asistance with this
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Sep 10, 2014 13:29
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Spray visine puppy leasing for rich people - when the puppy grows into a dog they give it to poors or kill it or eat it or whatever you do with a lame olde dog.
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Sep 10, 2014 18:45
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Mirror dice for cats.
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truckballs for cats
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exspurt analcyst posted:truckballs for cats
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1.) modify genes to increase physical height and penis size. 2.) Chimp with genes modified to increase its height to 7ft and penis to 20 inches... for the purpose of torturing ISIS members.
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Sep 10, 2014 20:02
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Those healing machines from Elysium only real.
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Spray-on veins for the junkie on the go. (RnD is still formulating spray-on arteries)
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Device drivers for toasters, so you can over clock your toast.
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ColdReaches posted:Device drivers for toasters, so you can over clock your toast. 1 Second Toast
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A vacuum for your anus so you can poop faster.
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Sep 10, 2014 23:26
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a device for when you have to sneeze which shoots black pepper in your nose
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automatic dick sucking machine
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Christmas Miracle posted:automatic dick sucking machine
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if we could turn misery into energy we wouldn't need fusion power
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Brainworm posted:A device that turns tap water into bottled water. Lol if you think bottled water isn't just some tap water that's been sitting for ages.
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Sep 11, 2014 00:14
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a irl way to get mpreg
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a flintstones tv show set in modern day
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room temp ice
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psyopmonkey posted:A house cat this size. on a similar note, i wish that russian domesticated fox farm was more legit and in america. that's my good idea, pet domesticated foxes
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ilikedirt posted:a flintstones tv show set in modern day you ever heard of trailer park boys?????
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A dating website that tells you how likely it is you could do better. A Lamaze class, but for pooping. Very precise brainwashing ("Mr. Bond will be 50% ilikedirt, 35% Trixie Hardcore, 15% Lowtax"). NASA, but for exploring Hollow Earth. An OS that treats everything as an email (e.g. printers, MP3s, programs, users). A sommelier for artificially-flavored food products (Oreos, Cheetos, Twinkies, diet soda). "I see you've chosen the '89 Dow Chemical methylcellulose. It pairs nicely with their carrageenan." Artificial sweetener with more calories than sugar that tastes exactly like Splenda, except it costs more. Soda decarbonator. Trailer parks for houses. Musically-tuned dental floss, so you hear a 220Hz A when you're doing it right. Musically-tuned condoms (same reason. Economy packs tune them to fifths so orgies aren't dissonant). Ten-line sonnets, for when you don't have time for a full-length sonnet. Also, ten-syllable haikus. Brutalist pillows, duvets, and bedsheets. Dogs that talk less.
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The-Mole posted:you ever heard of trailer park boys????? Julian looks weird in s8
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:
too bad about your pre-existing condition op hahahaa
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A kind of clown that isn't off-putting.
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A pill you can take in the morning to not be sore. Sore from what? Thats up to you! 
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"Kinkstarter" It's the Rule34 application of Kickstarter.
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