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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > apple jokes COPYRIGHT 2014 LYDIA BURRELL
 
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WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



 everyone having access to their own personal open forum is a detriment to society

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Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

 please respect her copyrights, op

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Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
hahaha so funny top lel

:gas:

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
 5.5 inches isn't too bad it is average.

Elliot Rodgers posted:

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:



Fukin matriarchy

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Her size is a 22 but she says it's just a 6 Plus? sounds like my ex girlfriend ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STAEL

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Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
 that's p. good actually

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Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:



lydia burrell easily claims first dick joke

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