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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
but i dont want to sit in a crowded room and take calls

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NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
drat nigga that's a good joke

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I want to get high, sooooo high

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
I feel you. How many functioning organs do you have?

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
drat nigga that's a good joke

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLx-MyMh3Os

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Make a kickstarter for an indie game (optional but recommended: sleep with 5 dudes to promote the game)

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
Use shift+4 to make $.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
let me tell you about The Secret OP

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Devils Affricate posted:

Make a kickstarter for an indie game (optional but recommended: sleep with 5 dudes to promote the game)

i'll make the video.


edit: of the sex

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
start an internet comedy forum

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
drat nigga that's a good joke

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

post a pic of your b-hole. ill let you know how much you can make

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
drat nigga that's a good joke

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

Cucking Mama posted:

drat nigga that's a good joke

i will squirt acid into your gaping rear end in a top hat, and laugh as it eats through your taint

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

jimmyjams posted:

i will squirt acid into your gaping rear end in a top hat, and laugh as it eats through your taint

drat nigga that's a good joke

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
work in a mint

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp

Drink Cheerwine posted:

work in a mint

yea you can just walk right out with money there is absolutely no security whatsoever

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

he said he wanted to make money, not possess it fool


Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Record gameplay from a popular videogame. Place webcam footage in the corner. Shriek the entire time you play. Youtube

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

jimmyjams posted:

but i dont want to sit in a crowded room and take calls

Have you considered working in a high-risk industry or as an import/exporter? Hell, just toss a few seeds in a cornfield that you geotag with a gps, do it a few times with no patterns, come back at the right time, and you'll make a killing.

E

uG posted:

yea you can just walk right out with money there is absolutely no security whatsoever

Work for Congress

Alternatively, work for a Mexican mint

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
OH poo poo SON GOTTA POST HARD!!!!!!!

rawr!

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
How do collection callers work these days? You gotta sit there in front of the screen, autodialing cell phones and voicemails all day? OP is a poor and a babby.

Now bring that rage to your job! (will be checking news channels for results, just to letcha know)

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