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exspurt analcyst posted:Usually when I step out of the house people glare at me with utter contempt. Little kids run up kicking me in the shins shouting "gently caress off weirdo!" Old ladies shuffle up to me asking why I haven't suicided yet. Fluffy kittens hiss, spit, and try to hurl themselves at my face. Stink bugs follow me in swarms. Same.
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:there are no sincere compliments OP, that woman was making fun of your charging in to the rescue with your amazing shelf-grabbing skills and probably joked with her friends about your tiny penis once you were gone How on earth did you know that I was not wearing pants? That's uncanny.
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Sep 12, 2014 16:49
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My cousin said I had a nice smile, and, taken off-guard, I replied "thanks, you too!" Then she mocked me.
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Sep 12, 2014 17:05
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Guy Fleegman posted:I'm a tall man, 6'3" or so. Walking through the market not too long ago I noticed a woman fingertipping an item on the top shelf. I walked over and without saying anything, simply grabbed it and handed it to her. Being the quiet sort, I smiled and started to turn away when she grabbed my arm and said "Thank you." I replied that it was my pleasure seeing I'm tall and such. She then said, "I appreciate your help, but I'm thanking you for letting me know that there are still gentlemen left in the world." Honestly, I was both flattered and speechless. as a short man this triggers me, do not support heightism
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Sep 12, 2014 17:06
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I'm 6'2 and I lift and when I was walking through chichen itza some mexican guy trying to sell me stuff was like "Eyyy meester long legs! Meester muscles!" and I smiled the warm smile of a benevolent European overlord at him and honestly I think we both felt p good about ourselves
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Sep 12, 2014 17:07
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I'm 6'2" and the short Philipino maid who works in our office once told me "ohhhhh, you so tall."
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Sep 12, 2014 17:09
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every time i go buy beer I usually get a "you look so young!" after im carded
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Sep 12, 2014 17:11
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said i was super gay
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Sep 12, 2014 17:16
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a girl in college called my cock "9/11" because she said she'd never forget it.
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Sep 12, 2014 17:19
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Gorman Thomas posted:a girl in college called my cock "9/11" because she said she'd never forget it. Rape is hard to forget
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Sep 12, 2014 17:20
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I get a lot of "your eyes are so blue" and "you're so tall". Tbh they usually seem like lame and superficial compliments because neither of those are really qualities I worked on or for but the former is almost always mentioned in the bedroom so I let it slide.
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Sep 12, 2014 17:51
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people love my hair im self conscious about my teeth maybe more so than i should be
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Sep 12, 2014 17:52
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youre really smart! thanks grandma
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Sep 12, 2014 17:53
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supposedly i have nice thighs, but i don't know, i haven't seen them in years.
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Sep 12, 2014 18:03
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You are pretty much our highest performing employee, but we still give our best work horse a 4 out of 5 on his review.
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Sep 12, 2014 18:05
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Apparently I have good posture. I give credit to push ups and squats.
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Sep 12, 2014 18:12
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i get a lot of compliments from women about how short and scrawny i am
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Sep 12, 2014 18:45
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Apparently I have really good legs.
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Sep 12, 2014 18:52
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I don't know OP, its been so long. 
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Sep 12, 2014 18:57
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do volunteer work at some elderly home you'll drown in compliments and also very old ladies will comment on your good looks if you are even vaguely attractive
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