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emanresu tnuocca posted:Maybe you could ask a question? So all Israelis are pissing off god. Good thing they don't have a hell. e: serious post, the whole gamut of ways that observant Jews get around the 'not working on the sabbath' rule is pretty ingenious. I've heard about things like lights/tv turning on via timers, so technically it just happens to be on and you're watching it so you didn't work to switch it on, and elevators stopping on every floor etc. Kind of seems like a bit of a cop-out, unless the Jewish god appreciates that kind of ingenuity. Rush Limbo fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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Ddraig posted:So all Israelis are pissing off god. Good thing they don't have a hell. You could say Israelis live in a hell of their own making though
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Sep 18, 2014 19:09
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notZaar posted:Its not YHWH its יהוה and you can make a sensible name out that, for example "Yehova/Jehova" YHWH sounds like Ya Hey. that one really annoying song from Vampire Weekend taught me that.
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Sep 18, 2014 19:11
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emanresu tnuocca posted:unjustified hatred between jews and themselves, the romans are viewed as an instrument of god oh, i see. that's what i get for jumping to conclusions. so basically sectarian division amongst jews. that makes sense
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Sep 18, 2014 19:11
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Ddraig posted:e: serious post, the whole gamut of ways that observant Jews get around the 'not working on the sabbath' rule is pretty ingenious. I've heard about things like lights/tv turning on via timers, so technically it just happens to be on and you're watching it so you didn't work to switch it on, and elevators stopping on every floor etc. If he's truly jewish I bet he appreciates some rule-lawyering. Though reading the OT one would get the impression that he doesn't, at all, but hey we didn't spend years studying bible fan fiction so what do we know.
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Sep 18, 2014 19:21
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Modern Day Hercules posted:You could if you want to go to jew hell or whatever the gently caress happens when you disobey the commandments as a jew. Because you're a jew. If you're jewish on your mother's side you're 100% jewish no matter what you have going on with your dad's side. I think Jewish hell is just being "away" from god. Which I guess means you live out the rest of eternity stuck as the protagonist of a torch song if god decides your wanting to turn on the tv is grounds to break it off.
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Sep 18, 2014 19:32
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Does it really say you can't even push a button? What kind of poo poo had buttons back when they were writing that?
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Sep 18, 2014 19:53
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Yaldabaoth posted:You could say Israelis live in a hell of their own making though Besides the unjustified rocket attacks from Hamas its a pretty cool country with a fairly high standard of living.
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Sep 18, 2014 19:54
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notZaar posted:Besides the unjustified rocket attacks from Hamas its a pretty cool country with a fairly high standard of living. Agreed accept for "unjustified" lolling hard over here. get him boys.
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Sep 18, 2014 20:00
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I like that video where one of those rockets scares a cat out of a tree. Luckily I don't think the cat was jewish so Israel didn't kill any palestinians for revenge.
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Sep 18, 2014 20:03
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Modern Day Hercules posted:Does it really say you can't even push a button? What kind of poo poo had buttons back when they were writing that? *Full disclosure, I'm Jewish in that at some point a Jew hosed another Jew in Lithuania and then that resultant Jew moved to America and hosed a German and made a bunch of lady Jews and one of them is my mom and also an aunt invited me to synagogue a couple times. So I'm no expert on... basically anything.* It doesn't explicitly say that; it's all in the official interpretation of the shabbat law. So much of this poo poo is just a bunch of learned rabbis getting together and interpreting some weird rear end ancient law, or reinterpreting the medieval interpretation of some weird rear end ancient law, so that a judgment can be reached on some contemporary matter... that really no one but the Orthodox worry about anyways.
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Sep 18, 2014 20:22
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Modern Day Hercules posted:Does it really say you can't even push a button? What kind of poo poo had buttons back when they were writing that? you can't kindle a flame and since you could striek a spark when pressing a button button pressing is banned i think theres a few other justificaitons for the same poo poo too but thats the one i remember
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Sep 18, 2014 20:23
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Cream_Filling posted:you can't kindle a flame and since you could striek a spark when pressing a button button pressing is banned You could make a device that starts a fire and is activated by your voice, therefor you must not speak on the sabbath. You could make that same device be activated by sensing human respiration and body heat, therefor you must be dead on the sabbath.
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Modern Day Hercules posted:You could make a device that starts a fire and is activated by your voice, therefor you must not speak on the sabbath. no as in electronic switches occasionally generate small sparks but then again theres special electric sabbath stoves and sabbath refrigerators with timers and poo poo that dont have lights too http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabbath_mode With some Shabbat mode ovens that are controlled using a keypad to set the temperature, there is a random delay triggered after a button is pressed before the temperature change takes place. basically: Yaldabaoth posted:It makes sense when you realize Jews have such a superiority complex that they're treating even their own deity like a stupid goyim, it's some real "Frankenstein's monster turns on its creator" poo poo
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Sep 18, 2014 20:31
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Did I dream this or are Jewish elevators really a thing? Where they are programmed to stop on every floor on Sabbath?
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Sep 18, 2014 20:35
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Cream_Filling posted:you can't kindle a flame and since you could striek a spark when pressing a button button pressing is banned This is what happens when a society full of religious people becomes more technologically advanced than the primitive society that first came up with their holy laws, you get old-rear end religious leaders holding stupid debates to figure out how the laws apply to stuff that did not exist hundreds of years ago
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Sep 18, 2014 20:35
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All that rule lawyering poo poo is probably what pissed off god and made all the bad poo poo happen to the jewish people, to tell the truth. If I were god I made some simple to follow rules such as don't loving make a fire on one day of the week and some little jerk was like "I made this fire the other day and it just happens to still be here" I'd turn his rear end into a pillar of salt instantly. God is merciful.
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Sep 18, 2014 20:40
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redshirt posted:Did I dream this or are Jewish elevators really a thing? Where they are programmed to stop on every floor on Sabbath? yes and in israel they used tro be required by law http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbat_elevator ha another one from that article is that pressing a button closes a circuit, which is "building" and thus not allowed
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Ddraig posted:So all Israelis are pissing off god. Good thing they don't have a hell. what kind of jerk god doesn't let you turn on a light switch? drat man, you could hurt yourself tripping on a stray dreidel or some poo poo if you can't see. SunAndSpring fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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Sep 18, 2014 20:43
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SunAndSpring posted:what kind of jerk god doesn't let you turn on a light switch? A jerk god who did not intend for his people to evolve beyond living as bronze age shepherds, probably would have been for the best considering how much trouble they've caused
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Sep 18, 2014 20:51
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Isn't Hanukkah all about the time when the lamp had enough oil for one day, but lasted eight? That's the kind of poo poo that classifies as a miracle in Jewish terms. Think of the savings! e: There was also Jesus feeding those people with a tiny amount of food. I'm sensing a Jewish trend here.
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Sep 19, 2014 00:37
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Ddraig posted:Isn't Hanukkah all about the time when the lamp had enough oil for one day, but lasted eight? That's the kind of poo poo that classifies as a miracle in Jewish terms. Think of the savings! It's more about retaking Jerusalem from the Seleucid empire really
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over here its a thing for muslim boys to work for a jew on saturdays and do dome stuff for them (even though iirc the thorah explicitly forbids that kinds of stuff) its also ironical to work for a jew if the most common classroom insult is "juif"
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Sep 19, 2014 00:58
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a typical jew makes his lair under a bridge and waits for gentiles to pass so that they may devour them. gentiles can appease the jew and pass the bridge if they leave a credit card number or a woody allen dvd.
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i heard they reproduce via spores
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Sep 19, 2014 06:17
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Jews sound ridiculous. "We invented a thing to make this common task easy because the common task was hard because we weren't allowed to use the thing that made it easy!"
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Sep 19, 2014 06:41
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SunAndSpring posted:what kind of jerk god doesn't let you turn on a light switch? The real reason they don't touch switches is because islam is the light.
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seriously how could someone be anti-government? They should show some appreciation and thank the government.
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ubhappy with my attempt to abrogate your human rights? classic antisemitism. go cry about it at your thule meetings, cockslap.
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Contrary to popular insults, criticising the state of Israel does not make you anti semitic and actually, branding all criticism of Israel as 'anti semitic' in fact lumps all negative acts committed by Israel as 'Jewish' acts...
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