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POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
:page3:

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
LESS TALK MORE ROCK

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Business Gorillas posted:

who was the girl in sherlock holmes she was pretty too op

edit: that was rachel mcadams and before i clicked on this thread i thought it was about her

Kelly Reilly oh god Kelly Reilly

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

1gnoirents posted:

lmao "who is amy adams" yet the same people know who anita whoever the gently caress is and that one video game journalist who hosed her way to the top



dont get me started about that bitch, snarkeesian i like to call her

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
amy adams hosed jon snow right

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
can someone message amy adams , i need a pity sex from her im about to be dead. please pm me resutls

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

1gnoirents posted:

can someone message amy adams , i need a pity sex from her im about to be dead. please pm me resutls

lol

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

thank god you posted please tell them

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's true ignorients is gonna die liek tonight and someone needs to get in touch with amy adams or pam from the office so she can give him some farewell poosay

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
the beef chuck is just in my arm now but who knows by like tomorrow night! my dick still works , please, goons I need your help

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
what a senior citizen thinks sexy panties still look like

naem
May 29, 2011

gary oldmans diary posted:

what a senior citizen thinks sexy panties still look like

If the straps don't at least touch your ribcage you're doing it wrong

naem
May 29, 2011

It would be a lot of fun to gently caress Amy Adams character in enchanted, like she doesn't know what loving is and you have to teach her and then she sings and all the little animals dance around while you creampie her

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May 27, 2004



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naem posted:

It would be a lot of fun to gently caress Amy Adams character in enchanted, like she doesn't know what loving is and you have to teach her and then she sings and all the little animals dance around while you creampie her

keep going

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
as long as its a deep creampie not a creampie for show

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



gary oldmans diary posted:

as long as its a deep creampie not a creampie for show

I feel like if you're going to shallow creampie then you might as well skeet on the titties.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
the handjob she gives in The Master is creepy and weird as gently caress

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I prefer creepy handjobs

Honestly i like all my sex to be horrifying

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Zzulu posted:

I prefer creepy handjobs

Honestly i like all my sex to be horrifying

same. i discovered h.p. lovecraft at the same time i started puberty

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Suben posted:

lots of actresses are pretty and also lots of actors are handsome but some times they're not and that's okay too i guess.

I can never tell if these kinds of posts are ironic meta toe the line posts, or some egalitarian feel good type trying to introduce a sense of class and sense into GBS. If the second: it's never gonna happen. We are internet barbarians. That's why I keep coming back.

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
Why are redheads almost always hot?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

one thing that red heads have in common, is red hair. if you look closely you will notice. this is why they are almost always hot

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i think aboyut red heads almost all the time

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

BombiTheZombie posted:

Why are redheads almost always hot?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



BombiTheZombie posted:

Why are redheads almost always hot?

Actually, in my experience, there's this sort of great schism-- a dichotomy of sorts. On one side, blisteringly hot redheads. On the other? Hyper-uggos. There is very little, if any middle ground. The curse of the ginger: a coin flip of hotness.

naem
May 29, 2011


Slllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllut!!!!

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
This is Admiral Ackbar's daughter right?

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

SymfonyMan posted:

This is Admiral Ackbar's daughter right?

That's Bailey Jay.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

huh, she turned 40 last month

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'd totally have a retarded autism baby with her old rear end

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Torka
Jan 5, 2008

vyst posted:

I'd totally have a retarded autism baby with her old rear end

and they say romance is dead

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