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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Venezuela Now Has Toilet Paper but No Breast Implants
 
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El Viajero
Dec 2, 2007
Le Voyageur, Путешественник, Der Reisende, 旅客, Il Viaggiatore, 旅行者, O Viajante,



http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/09/16/venezuela-now-has-toilet-paper-but-no-breast-implants.html

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Venezuela faces shortages in everything from toilet paper to bread, but one of the most overlooked items is breast implants. Though superficial on the surface, in Venezuela at least, breast implants and accompanying plastic surgeries are what you might call an important staple of many households.

Daniela Holmes, a twentysomething Caracas native, explains that breast implants have “almost become like a cultural thing. It is like a rite of passage.”

“It’s our version of a bat mitzvah,” she continued. “You’re a woman, you get fake boobs now.”

Shall we start a donation fund?

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


 Please for just pennies on the dollar you can give poor Julia, who was born with a hairlip and a A cup, a fighting chance. We won't fix the hairlip. But you get the picture.

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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
breast implants suck lol

* # ? Sep 16, 2014 18:19
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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
dont south americans already have pretty nice tits?

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Venezuelans deserve the the right to free elections and giant fake 90s porn star boobs

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YourHealthyColon
Nov 21, 2013
 Was gay

now straight, moving to venezuela

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


 south america has a shitload of plastic surgery, especially brazil, colombia and venezuela

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WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010

Xaris posted:

dont south americans already have pretty nice tits?


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

south america has a shitload of plastic surgery, especially brazil, colombia and venezuela
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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Arian_Samurai posted:

Venezuelans deserve the the right to free elections and giant fake 90s porn star boobs
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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
 I will move to Africa, never wipe my rear end and be surrounded by bomb rear end tittays :twisted:

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naem
May 29, 2011

Minimalist Program posted:

I will move to Africa, never wipe my rear end and be surrounded by bomb rear end tittays :twisted:

Africa?

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

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