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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Che beret is communist fedora.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

I changed my mind, katanas are actually bourgie as gently caress. I'd wield an honorable and deadly peasant nunchaku

The most prole weapon is obviously a pitchfork. Machete if you're Latino.

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!

paranoid randroid posted:

turns out no economic system actually works and everything is actually a terrible idea

paranoid randroid posted:

lets just dig a big hole and sit in it until we die

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
>tfw you will never have sex with andrea dworkin
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Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

socialism = my juggalo family
capitalism = big money hustlas on DVD
communism = gathering 2010 free faygo for all who helped clean up

This is terrific.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

paranoid randroid posted:

turns out no economic system actually works and everything is actually a terrible idea

:agreed:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
capitalism owns and the hard truth is that if a few factories gotta put up nets to keep their workers from killing themselves then it's better than them starving to death and you're an idiot if you think anywhere in the world should go back to communism or monarchism. now excuse me while i watch netflix and enjoy a nice breakfast instead of dying in a field due to hunger/exhaustion/commie firing squad/king's army

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Robo Reagan posted:

capitalism owns and the hard truth is that if a few factories gotta put up nets to keep their workers from killing themselves then it's better than them starving to death and you're an idiot if you think anywhere in the world should go back to communism or monarchism. now excuse me while i watch netflix and enjoy a nice breakfast instead of dying in a field due to hunger/exhaustion/commie firing squad/king's army
if you look at the suicide rate at those factories it's substantially lower than the national average. if china opened up collectivized factories with a pop of 930,000 and the suicide rate dropped among those workers compared to the national figure, western communists would use it as positive example of communism leading to better working conditions.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Oh awesome it's the thread I actually wanted to make before the LF assclowns came in

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Let's see what Ayn Rand, the world's greatest Communist fighter and the world's greatest Capitalist had to say on the subject:


When, at the age of twelve, at the time of the Russian revolution, I first heard the Communist principle that Man must exist for the sake of the State, I perceived that this was the essential issue, that this principle was evil, and that it could lead to nothing but evil, regardless of any methods, details, decrees, policies, promises and pious platitudes. This was the reason for my opposition to Communism then—and it is my reason now. I am still a little astonished, at times, that too many adult Americans do not understand the nature of the fight against Communism as clearly as I understood it at the age of twelve: they continue to believe that only Communist methods are evil, while Communist ideals are noble. All the victories of Communism since the year 1917 are due to that particular belief among the men who are still free.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Are you retarded

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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facebook jihad posted:

Oh awesome it's the thread I actually wanted to make before the LF assclowns came in

get rekt fool

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