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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Why not do them a favor and let them gently caress you, OP? Spread a little cheer around the world

For you it will be just another tuesday, for them it will be one of the most memorable days of their life

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:21

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Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

psyopmonkey posted:

Gay Handbook?

Is thats where the agenda is?

Nope, the handbook mostly has tips on how to dress well. You'll find the agenda in the gay bible. :eng101:

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:26

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

psyopmonkey posted:

This is the attention whore thread right?

I wanna get in on this!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:27

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Secks Cauldron posted:

Nope, the handbook mostly has tips on how to dress well. You'll find the agenda in the gay bible.

I got the Trans Field Guide, but its just instructions on how to whine on tumblr and setup protests at your local community college. :shrug:

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:28

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Guys tell me I'm pretty

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:28

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Over There posted:

Guys tell me I'm pretty

I crush you.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:30

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

:OOOOOO

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:31

Lucy Heartfilia: May 31, 2012

so this now the goon dating thread?

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:34

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

so this now the goon dating thread?

I thought it was the making fun of gaywads thread. :colbert:

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:34

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

please do not post your horrendous visages

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:34

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

I hate gays

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:35

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Don Tacorleone posted:

please do not post your horrendous visages

Please post your wonderful and handsome photo, young man.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:36

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Xaris posted:

sorry but vaginas are waaaaaaaaay better then penises

Sometimes you feel like a nut, Sometimes you don't.

If the action in my area looked anything like psyopmonkey, I'd join Grindr in a second. :swoon:

Judging from the OKC results in the area, my hits would look more like 3o's. Also, Over There, you look too much like my step-brother, sorry.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:38

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Choco1980 posted:

Sometimes you feel like a nut, Sometimes you don't.

If the action in my area looked anything like psyopmonkey, I'd join Grindr in a second.

Judging from the OKC results in the area, my hits would look more like 3o's. Also, Over There, you look too much like my step-brother, sorry.

It's all good bro.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:41

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Choco1980 posted:

Sometimes you feel like a nut, Sometimes you don't.

If the action in my area looked anything like psyopmonkey, I'd join Grindr in a second.

Judging from the OKC results in the area, my hits would look more like 3o's. Also, Over There, you look too much like my step-brother, sorry.

Youre a creepy old dude.

Do you also drive a van?

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:42

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I'll have you know I drive a sedan.

...though I have no defense against the creepy old dude comment. :smith:

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:45

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

op arent' you like, rich or something

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:53

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Over There posted:

I wanna get in on this!!!!!!!!!!

Haha we wear our hair the same way. No highlights or product in mine though I just have a cowlick that does it and I decided to embrace it rather than keep fighting.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:09

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

ArbitraryC posted:

Haha we wear our hair the same way. No highlights or product in mine though I just have a cowlick that does it and I decided to embrace it rather than keep fighting.

same here. it can get obnoxious.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:10

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

I used to hate it but now I'm pretty fond of it, get a lot of compliments on it and it takes almost no effort to maintain cause it's kind of what the hair just naturally wants to do. Only qualm with my hair now is I'm only 25 and I see a lot of white strands in there.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:30

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Turns out the op is gay

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:31

TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

why would anyone live in dallas

# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:00

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

just have sex with them, we all know you're easy

# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:05

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im going to pick up some chips, have some sex, get more lightbulbs, blow some dudes, whatever its not even wednesday yet.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:08

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

TenementFunster posted:

why would anyone live in dallas

I'll choose gay for 500 Alex. Because they have a trust fund and can afford to live out their sexual deviancies.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:14

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

steers and queers, mate

# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:16

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Three Olives posted:

In fairness that is a really old photo, age catches up with all of us I'm afraid.

you appear swell

like your head has swelled considerably over the years

# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:46

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

origami posted:

you appear swell

like your head has swelled considerably over the years

Alcohol induced encepholopathy.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:48

deadking: Apr 13, 2006; Hello? Charlemagne?!

Three Olives posted:

Dude! Get one of those Criminal Justice Degrees, sounds like a great deal.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:50

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:55

Barnaby Rudge: Jan 15, 2011; so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey; Soiled Meat

gently caress them. gently caress all the ugly people. Spread the love far and wide.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:11

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

I saw this thread bumped and wanted to flirt with over there but sadly he seems to be probated for a month.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:21

Surprisingly Dope: Jan 12, 2011; Lope burgs again

ive noticed a casual correlation between those who are ugly and those who vape. now now, i know that correlation does NOT equal causation sunk cost fallacy etc, im not some idiot, but still, i find it interesting.

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yoyodyne: May 7, 2007

imgay

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