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Prettz posted:I can't believe you can be banned just for quoting goatse :/ hosed up world we post in.
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In Mortal Kombat, there were secret finishers called "sexalities" where one player would perform intense sexual moves on their opponent in order to "finish" them off. Like, Kano projected low-resolution pornographic MPEGs from his cyber-eye and worked himself off to them (and on to the enemy); Sub-Zero froze the nipples of his enemy until they were solid pecks of ice, and then suckled them until they were refreshed with warm blood; Sonya Blade cut her opponent's dick off and put it in her pocket; Jax Briggs drove a biomechanical fist into the quivering rear end in a top hat of his enemy, prompting them to immediately "finish"; Shang Tsung went down on his enemy for like half an hour (and then they died), etc. etc. etc. None of these moves were in any guides because they were all secret moves that were very difficult to pull off
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Sep 17, 2014 03:54
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:None of these moves were in any guides because they were all secret moves that were very difficult to pull off Just like giving a female an orgasm.
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Sep 17, 2014 04:00
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:hosed up world we post in.
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Sep 17, 2014 04:06
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Seagoat is how I read it (Capricorn thing I guess): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzoxJT74W0w
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Sep 17, 2014 04:15
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goatse is so much a part of our internet identity and you just try to explain that to a regular person
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Sep 17, 2014 04:18
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tubgirl's where it's at honestly
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Sep 17, 2014 04:18
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please... have mercy on these posters... its our culture to post the stretch anus man 
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Sep 17, 2014 04:19
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don't quote that goat!
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Sep 17, 2014 04:22
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No. 6 posted:Just like giving a female an orgasm. Well...no. I guess I wasn't clear, these moves were real.
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Sep 17, 2014 04:24
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Kirk's the goat se Intestine just lettin you see in it Kirk's the goat se The wedding ring and that's a fact He's holding Anus wide
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Sep 17, 2014 04:28
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I had some students at the end of last year who were discussing which was worse, Goatse or Tubgirl. These kids are 14.
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Sep 17, 2014 06:45
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genesplicer posted:I had some students at the end of last year who were discussing which was worse, Goatse or Tubgirl. why did you show those things to them also post / av combo
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Sep 17, 2014 06:47
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Prettz posted:I can't believe you can be banned just for quoting goatse :/ last time i was posted it i was only probated for one day, because the moderators here perform their duties for no monetary compensation whatsoever
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Sep 17, 2014 07:50
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genesplicer posted:I had some students at the end of last year who were discussing which was worse, Goatse or Tubgirl. 
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genesplicer posted:I had some students at the end of last year who were discussing which was worse, Goatse or Tubgirl. drat, those kids weren't even born the first time I saw goatse. Goatse truly is legend.
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Sep 17, 2014 08:40
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why is it goatMAN not goatLADY?
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Sep 17, 2014 09:54
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Prettz posted:Apparently you also lose plat and archives for quoting goatse =[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ hosed up if true
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Sep 17, 2014 14:29
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Pronouncing it "goatsee" is a really good idea if you don't know how long vowels work I mean, if it sounds like the word 'see' then isn't it weird that we don't spell the word 'see' with only one 'e' Like, how would you pronounce it if it was 'goatsee.cx' edit you can se insid that man's butthol ha ha ha edit #2 VVV good point guy I didn't realize 'goatse.cx' came to us from the latin but since it did then etc Tujague fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Sep 17, 2014 |
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Sep 17, 2014 19:24
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Tujague posted:Pronouncing it "goatsee" is a really good idea if you don't know how long vowels work
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im pooping! posted:gently caress my god drat life lol this dude got dedication, falls on a $10 sword for everyone else
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