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Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
"A rap-oriented remake of "The Wild One", with heavy emphasis on the fact that rap star Vanilla Ice has assumed the Marlon Brando role."

some fantastic bits of the movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQlTV5egauU

a majestic performance by V-Ice himself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yOwWkbamyM





imdb review:
Every once in a while a film comes along that changes the way we look at cinema. A film that redefines the art of movie-making and lives with the viewer long after he/she has experienced it. You may hear the critics mutter the words Star Wars, Citizen Kane or Gone With the Wind but, obviously, they don't know Ice, they don't know him at all.

If ever there was a movie that proved the Oscars are a farce, it's Cool as Ice. It clearly got snubbed and I guess we'll never know why. The only reason I can fathom is the academy's fear of the Ice man's Day-glo clashing with the red carpet. Clearly the better solution would have been a Day-glo carpet.

Maybe I'm a little biased because I see so much of myself in Ice's character and the personal journey he embarks on in the film. I, too, am a complex, misunderstood white male, searching for identity and a good lawn on which to do the running man. I also have a way with words and a way with the ladies and, gosh darn it, I just love to impress country folk with my fly threads and dope moves on the dance floor, yep yep.

The script is a work of art and is destined to become a textbook example for its conflict, character development and subtext. I can't decide who the bigger genius is: The writer or Vanilla Ice, himself, because let's face it it's not just the lines but the delivery of them. "Lose the zero, get with the hero" - pure gold.

Do what ever it takes to see this film. Beg, borrow, steal or even buy it. For all those who still wear Day-glo clothing or caps with polished metal logos, who still shave lines into their eyebrows or just consider themselves romantics, Vanilla will reinforce what you already know: You are Cool as Ice. It's also a hell of a lot better than watching Vanilla on Celebrity Boxing, no really it is.

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mucocele
Nov 3, 2012
OP, this is my favorite scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1MxGFncZgQ

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

Martin Scorsese directing Al Pacino couldn't produce something this wonderful

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012

Guancho posted:

Martin Scorsese directing Al Pacino couldn't produce something this wonderful

Especially his pronunciation of zero. Zee-row.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

my gf doesn't get why i love that movie. she couldn't even finish it with me once. should i sever?

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
lol if you don't legitimately own this movie

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

LifeSizePotato posted:

my gf doesn't get why i love that movie. she couldn't even finish it with me once. should i sever?

ill advised amigo.

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012
If this doesn't give you goosebumps, I don't know what will:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2RTRk2shM4

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i watched this movie in high school with some friends. it was amazing

Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012
As established in CineD, the director of photography for Cool as Ice also did Saving Private Ryan

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

mucocele posted:

If this doesn't give you goosebumps, I don't know what will:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2RTRk2shM4

after i saw this movie my whole world revolved around being able to do this

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012
It is this film where Ice seeks to solve the mysteries of the universe.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Guancho posted:

after i saw this movie my whole world revolved around being able to do this



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmwlCXKafkw

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
A movie so good I still own the laserdisc

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

thats amazing

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
Considering that Robin Hood: Prince of thieves also came out in 1991 you are horribly wrong op.

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a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013
better movies also released in 1991:

The Silence of the Lambs
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Hook
An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
Cape Fear
Beauty and the Beast

get loving owned you piece of poo poo

also i removed City Slickers from this list but i personally thought it was better than Cool as Ice, but i feared the response from gbs

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