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drinking lots of water wish me luck
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I didn't know shredded wheat was able revert gender reassignment surgery.
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Sep 17, 2014 12:23
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that's normal OP. only the rarest of troons is able to pass.
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Sep 17, 2014 12:23
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Lamebot posted:drinking lots of water wish me luck do squats too while drinking water that helps.
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Sep 17, 2014 12:24
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ok, im going to eat MAGNESIUM. apparently its the element of making GBS threads.
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Sep 17, 2014 13:00
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Try and pry your sphincters open wide and dig around up there with chopstick, see if you work something loose, or break something down to smaller pieces.
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Sep 17, 2014 13:02
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try and get really nervous, OP, that should help
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Sep 17, 2014 13:16
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3665049
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Sep 17, 2014 13:17
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i was talking to my social worker about passing but it was about passing as a normal person without horrible crippling mental issues and not passing as a different gender but it was still funny in my mind game
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Sep 17, 2014 13:22
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the solution is more shredded wheat
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Sep 17, 2014 13:27
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Drink lots of coffee.
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Sep 17, 2014 13:28
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do a hand-stand and have someone punch you in the guts until you cough up the trapped turds
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Sep 17, 2014 13:38
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trip report: im making GBS threads infrequently in tiny bits. maybe something will give(not my large intestine please)
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Sep 18, 2014 00:08
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lonesomedwarf posted:i was talking to my social worker about passing but it was about passing as a normal person without horrible crippling mental issues and not passing as a different gender but it was still funny in my mind game You alright? buddy
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Sep 18, 2014 00:15
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after working 8 hours with compacted fecal matter pushing the vertebrae above my tailbone i have managed to break the log dam. i had two sizable shits. crisis averted.
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Sep 18, 2014 11:43
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Lamebot posted:after working 8 hours with compacted fecal matter pushing the vertebrae above my tailbone i have managed to break the log dam. i had two sizable shits. crisis averted. What did you name them? Did you christen the ships before launching them out to sea?
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Sep 18, 2014 11:57
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how do you weirdos gently caress up your bowels so often it's all you ever talk about
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Sep 18, 2014 13:04
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you shall not pass
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Sep 18, 2014 13:09
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drink a bunch of coffee not water retard.
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Sep 18, 2014 13:09
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Coffee will help u poo poo but also dehydrate u. It's a recipe for anal pain.
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Sep 18, 2014 13:12
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notZaar posted:Coffee will help u poo poo but also dehydrate u. It's a recipe for anal pain. if you need to poo poo then drink coffee you can chug water afterwards
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Sep 18, 2014 13:13
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the more coffee you frink the more you shat but the more you shat the thirstier you become
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Sep 18, 2014 13:13
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lonesomedwarf posted:the more coffee you frink the more you shat but the more you shat the thirstier you become Troof. Also, Bran Buds.
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Sep 18, 2014 13:14
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TOILETLORD posted:if you need to poo poo then drink coffee you can chug water afterwards But if you're already dehydrated and constipated from eating too much fiber then you're not going to be doing yourself any favors by chemically forcing that dry chunky turd out.
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Sep 18, 2014 15:07
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Am i gay if i kinda like the feeling of my rear end in a top hat stretching during a painful, constipated poop?
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Sep 18, 2014 15:17
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stop being retards use google science now says coffee is not a diuretic, they also now are saying it's not the caffeine that make you poop. It just makes you poop they don't know why.
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Nameless Dread posted:Am i gay if i kinda like the feeling of my rear end in a top hat stretching during a painful, constipated poop? Yeah it's really gay and frankly it disgusts me
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Sep 18, 2014 18:48
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why would you think shredded wheat would help you pass, troon
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Sep 18, 2014 19:18
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eat a 30 sack from white castle, it's better than exlax
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Sep 18, 2014 19:27
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you've reached perfect equilibrium. you never need to poo poo again
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Sep 18, 2014 19:34
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drink a bunch of coffee or a monster energy drink
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Sep 18, 2014 19:35
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all that bumping up against my spine has caused crippling inflammation in the area. i am bed ridden and miserable. do not worry as i am making GBS threads now.
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Sep 19, 2014 02:10
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eat a bunch of bananas and cheese
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Sep 19, 2014 02:30
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if you really need to poo poo and don;t care drink a couple cups of animal fat.
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Lamebot posted:all that bumping up against my spine has caused crippling inflammation in the area. i am bed ridden and miserable. do not worry as i am making GBS threads now. Update us in case you can't stop making GBS threads, another common goon problem.
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Sep 19, 2014 02:37
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You can try to massage the flesh over your tailbone that helps
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Sep 19, 2014 02:38
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drat dude just go take a poo poo it's easy, there's a guy always talkkng about taking shits ask him maybe
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Sep 19, 2014 02:41
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why not just ask the local gay plumber to loosen up your plumbing with his snake?
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get some grease and butt chug it. Lube the slide up.
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