Music's Most Talented Couple Calls It Quits

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Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

she always looks like she's smelling a fart

and that fart

is

her music

# ? Sep 17, 2014 23:06

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vyst: Aug 25, 2009

I would let her fart right in my mouth. Tastes like pootine

# ? Sep 17, 2014 23:14

naem: May 29, 2011

She's like a real doll capable of feeling shame

# ? Sep 17, 2014 23:15

Whatev: Jan 19, 2007; unfading

I am so confident that my son will not grow up to be a stupid rear end in a top hat that I will even give you a head start by naming him Chad

# ? Sep 17, 2014 23:16

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Wanna do a cover of sk8er boi in the style of skinhead band Skrewdriver and call it h8er boi.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 23:17

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

My mom taught me when I was little that if you have sex with a woman, you are having sex with every man who's been with her before.
So pro-tip, never try to gently caress Avril or Kristen Bell

# ? Sep 18, 2014 00:00

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

would gently caress kristen bell + all the dudes she's ever been with

# ? Sep 18, 2014 00:07

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

nomadologique posted:

would gently caress kristen bell + all the dudes she's ever been with

so I'm the only person grossed out by dax shepard, well okay then

# ? Sep 18, 2014 00:09

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

"risk assessment"

# ? Sep 18, 2014 00:10

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Don Mega posted:

It's like someone hit Guy Fieri with the ugly stick.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 00:15

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

"cost-benefit analysis"

# ? Sep 18, 2014 00:19

Sexgun Rasputin: May 5, 2013; by Ralp
(and can't post for 697 days!)

what's a dax

# ? Sep 18, 2014 00:20

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

I thought this thread would be about Hall and Oates and got worried

# ? Sep 18, 2014 00:23

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Don Mega posted:

Looks like a troll doll with a heroin problem.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 00:24

Dial A For Awesome: May 23, 2009

Don Mega posted:

I'll just leave this wonderful tune here: http://youtu.be/6N1PciZxAkM

# ? Sep 18, 2014 00:25

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

Idiot Kicker posted:

so I'm the only person grossed out by dax shepard, well okay then

i am too, man--but it's still worth it

# ? Sep 18, 2014 00:42

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

If that's after his alcohol problems, he should have stayed on it; he switched booze for burgers.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 01:06

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Wicker Man posted:

If that's after his alcohol problems, he should have stayed on it; he switched booze for burgers.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 01:19

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Arian_Samurai posted:

She has the dead-eyed look of a shark, similar to Britney Spears

I don't think Britney is happy either. She's been under a special legal arrangement for the past 6 years where she's not allowed to make decisions about her own life.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 01:22

veilo: Jul 17, 2010; Never posts

I wouldn't hit it unless she absolutely insisted.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 02:29

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