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crushes some dumb fucker lightyears away from us and the aliens are all primitive and poo poo so they start making a bunch of stone engravings of this big disc that fell from the sky from the gods then their version of the library of alexandria happens and voyager is destroyed completely and they have the alien version of crazy hair guy on Alien History HD talking about ancient aliens and everyone thinks he's crazy but in reality he's loving right
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Robo Reagan posted:crushes some dumb fucker lightyears away from us and the aliens are all primitive and poo poo so they start making a bunch of stone engravings of this big disc that fell from the sky from the gods then their version of the library of alexandria happens and voyager is destroyed completely and they have the alien version of crazy hair guy on Alien History HD talking about ancient aliens and everyone thinks he's crazy but in reality he's loving right it will just burn up in atmosphere no one will notice.
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Robo Reagan posted:crushes some dumb fucker lightyears away from us and the aliens are all primitive and poo poo so they start making a bunch of stone engravings of this big disc that fell from the sky from the gods then their version of the library of alexandria happens and voyager is destroyed completely and they have the alien version of crazy hair guy on Alien History HD talking about ancient aliens and everyone thinks he's crazy but in reality he's loving right voyager will never make it past the Vogons
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Sep 18, 2014 06:30
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SirEvelynTremble posted:voyager will never make it past the Vogons really
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op u will be dead by the time voyager crashes into some dead empty rock and I will be immortalized, a posting god 
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Sep 18, 2014 06:32
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ColdReaches posted:really av/post combo
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TOILETLORD posted:it will just burn up in atmosphere no one will notice. ya and the human race will be extinct and no being in the entire omniverse will ever know we existed and THEN everything will be good and right
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Chinatown posted:ya and the human race will be extinct and no being in the entire omniverse will ever know we existed and THEN everything will be good and right nah we will already have conquered known space by then we just won't remember or give a poo poo about voyager.
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lol if you think humanity even exists as far as the universe cares oooh the humans are loving up one planet brb going to make two heavy neutron stars crash and make multiple earth size planets entirely out of gold
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Robo Reagan posted:lol if you think humanity even exists as far as the universe cares oooh the humans are loving up one planet brb going to make two heavy neutron stars crash and make multiple earth size planets entirely out of gold why would they make planets of worthless material? are they preppers?
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Sep 18, 2014 06:38
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what are you talking about is that english
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Sep 18, 2014 06:39
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op do you still smoke meth/beat your boyfriend
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Tsinava posted:op do you still smoke meth/beat off your boyfriend
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shoot a canister of cum at every possibly inhabited planet when it gets there theyll know what 2 do with it
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Tsinava posted:op do you still smoke meth/beat your boyfriend you have me confused with roboshit but yes
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Robo Reagan posted:lol if you think humanity even exists as far as the universe cares oooh the humans are loving up one planet brb going to make two heavy neutron stars crash and make multiple earth size planets entirely out of gold existential crisis?
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Sep 18, 2014 06:44
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Robo Reagan posted:you have me confused with roboshit but yes oh, i'm sorry. well im sure you smoke meth for healthy reasons and your boyfriend deserved it.
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Unhinged Vulcan posted:existential crisis? no i just look at this kind of poo poo for a living it's p cool
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Sep 18, 2014 06:45
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people who are waaay too into the properties of gold should be called Autists, i think
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Sep 18, 2014 06:47
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Jokes on you, god is ending yniverse way sooner than rhat
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Robo Reagan posted:crushes some dumb fucker lightyears away from us and the aliens are all primitive and poo poo so they start making a bunch of stone engravings of this big disc that fell from the sky from the gods then their version of the library of alexandria happens and voyager is destroyed completely and they have the alien version of crazy hair guy on Alien History HD talking about ancient aliens and everyone thinks he's crazy but in reality he's loving right no it turns into V'ger duh
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i dont have anything to talk about either
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Sorry to break it to you but it's going good to end up nowhere. Just like us. http://m.space.com/22783-voyager-1-interstellar-space-star-flyby.html
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lol bigass brutes will always burn the shiut out of nerds' work this is cyclical inevitability evidence mongols drowning the House of Wisdom in the Euphrates
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nomadologique posted:lol bigass brutes will always burn the shiut out of nerds' work this is cyclical inevitability evidence mongols drowning the House of Wisdom in the Euphrates bunch of dwarf asians burned someone elses homework because they were better at math proves nothing.
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Sep 18, 2014 15:50
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I hope it splats up on some big alien's windshield and he's like wtf?
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Sep 18, 2014 15:52
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That gold record is likely to outlive planet Earth herself.
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why the earth a she you fuckin misog?
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Tsinava posted:oh, i'm sorry. frankly if you're not going on meth binges and beating your boyfriend you're a real doormat
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Aliens have already gotten Voyager. They've been collecting all the poo poo we through out into space so that they can laugh at our stupid minds.
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Sep 18, 2014 18:22
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one day an alien civilization is going to pick up the broadcasts of Big Bang Theory and get all the jokes
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aliens are basically nerds ya dorks
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nomadologique posted:aliens are basically nerds ya dorks duhh i invented an ftl drive so i can get space-animes directly from tau ceti V without paying import taxes
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MizPiz posted:Aliens have already gotten Voyager. They've been collecting all the poo poo we through out into space so that they can laugh at our stupid minds. Wait till they get Enterprise. That's when they launch their invasion.
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