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buy her a slightly smaller and slightly less bendy one and put it in the current ones place. each week replace it with one thats slightly and less bendy then the last. if she doesn't notice she has a gaping vagina. this is important information the thread could use.
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Chris Awful posted:As one would expect from a person with a scaled schlong. SCALDED, not scaled -- he's not a freak he's a beautiful man who i will take on a date to 50 shades of grey on valentines day
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just put a condom on the dildo before using it, then remove the condom afterwards. you're welcome, op
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Sep 18, 2014 21:11
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btw im looking for stock footage of a man making GBS threads a dildo into another man's butthole. if anyone could link to that it would be much appreciated.
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Sep 18, 2014 21:13
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Tsinava posted:btw im looking for stock footage of a man making GBS threads a dildo into another man's butthole. if anyone could link to that it would be much appreciated. youd have to train your sphincter muscles daily, or perhaps hourly, to achieve something like this, there is absolutely no way one would have the power to do this UNLESS-hear me now-*-unless the other anus is already dilated and in that case itll slide in easily
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Sep 18, 2014 21:15
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Drunk & Ugly posted:youd have to train your sphincter muscles daily, or perhaps hourly, to achieve something like this, there is absolutely no way one would have the power to do this UNLESS-hear me now-*-unless the other anus is already dilated and in that case itll slide in easily there are several things for that.
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Sep 18, 2014 21:39
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Tsinava posted:there are several things for that. whatever idiot i was trying to help
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Sep 18, 2014 21:41
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you dont have to be upset i was just informing you that there are several things to help dilate your anus in case you ever needed to use them or something. one of them is called poppers.
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Sep 18, 2014 21:42
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You can't go back, you already violated your roommate's trust. Just get yourself some big 'dos.
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Sep 18, 2014 21:55
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Tsinava posted:one of them is called poppers. Is this what you mean? 
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Sep 18, 2014 21:59
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Kill you're famil
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Sep 18, 2014 22:06
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Dress up as Mr. bendy and sit in the corner of her room in her stuffed animal collection like ET. See if she notices you're not really Mr. Bendy Then pop out and yell "SURPRISE!" While jiggling the little Mr. Bendy. By little I mean your penis. The actual mr bendy will be in your anus of course. E: This but with a dildo head on you instead. 
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Sep 18, 2014 22:07
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I so desperately wanted to find a picture of a dildo with E.T.'s head but I found this first and it is so disturbing my dick is totally limp.
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Sep 18, 2014 22:13
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Chris Awful posted:Once upon a while ago, I heard some sexy noises coming from my roommates room. I thought to myself, is she doing the nasty? To confirm what my ears were hearing, I concocted an innocent plan. I would sneak in her room and look through her drawers while she was away. What I found was the fairest dildo of them all. Big, firm, and bendy. gecafe??!?!?!?! is that you!?! it is please be more kind to your colon ok we cant have it sliding out into the shower ever day
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Sep 18, 2014 22:28
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 Update. Apparently my housemate got a little too drunk last night and left Mr. Bendy out on the coffee table. I woke up this evening and it was gone. The thing is, I couldn't not see the big dildo. She knows that I know about Mr. Bendy and I'm embarrassed for her. I hope she doesn't want to talk about this, that would be a really awkward conversation. Actually, I am kind of hoping she will talk about it. I've looked all over the 'net but I can't find a dildo like Mr. Bendy. Also, some really good ideas ITT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ-cIbYJ-18 VVVVVVVVVV Chris Awful fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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Sep 18, 2014 22:31
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Chris Awful posted:
she clearly wants to do rear end to vag
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Sep 18, 2014 22:38
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You gon get kicked out
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Sep 18, 2014 22:39
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Windows 98 posted:You gon get kicked out Perhaps she sit Mr. Bendy on the table to send a message.  I am kind of worried that I will wake up to being suffocated to death by a giant dildo being shoved down my throat.
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Sep 18, 2014 22:46
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get on top of the table naked, and gently caress yourself with the dildo on top of the table in front of her, in an erotic display of male submission to her strap-on
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Sep 18, 2014 22:49
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just ask your roommate to buy a 'Mrs.' Bendy for you (you give her the money ofc) also ask her to peg you with it
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Sep 18, 2014 23:01
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mr bendy doesn't exist, OP, and you have traumatised her pet snake
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Sep 18, 2014 23:04
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Mr. Rattle 'Natural Vibrator' Bendy?
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Sep 18, 2014 23:07
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everyone is always prostate this and prostate that when talking about doing sexual things to your butt, but you dont have to go anywhere near the prostate for touching your butt to feel good. its like a keyword or something
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good story i got a half chub going
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Sep 19, 2014 00:57
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Just go buy a bigger one, and *accidentally* leave it wherever. Like next to the kitchen sink or something.
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Sep 19, 2014 03:08
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Ivan Yurkinov posted:I so desperately wanted to find a picture of a dildo with E.T.'s head but I found this first and it is so disturbing my dick is totally limp. I laughed pretty loud at this.
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Sep 19, 2014 03:24
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Chris Awful posted:
Op just sit down with her over some coffee and say, "Bit of a personal question, but where did you get that device from? I really would like to get one for myself." Then tell her, "I'm gay." E: I never knew there was so much issues with anal and mouth. My booty bacteria is informed. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Sep 19, 2014 |
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Sep 19, 2014 03:26
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What's with the long posts This is getting copied from somewhere
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:What's with the long posts no this is 100% truth of the OP
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