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Hello I have a nine inch long penis would you like to have intercourse y/n
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naem posted:Hello I have a nine inch long penis would you like to have intercourse y/n y
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Sep 19, 2014 08:34
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Serenade her by texting the entire lyrics to Creep by Radiohead - that always makes girls frothy
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Sep 19, 2014 08:35
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MOOBS! posted:nah she fully consented I can't tell for sure if its the clothes or what but she looks underage and that bothers me more. E: Yet your avatar doesn't even make me flinch...
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Sep 19, 2014 08:36
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Wow moobs avatar is descending through the circles of hell I see.
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Sep 19, 2014 08:37
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Wow moobs avatar is descending through the circles of hell I see. oh come on the first thing you think of when you see a hot spread twink slut is hell? gently caress it HAIL SATIN
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Sep 19, 2014 08:40
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Maybe if he had the decent to use flesh colored duct tape but right now he looks like a loving rear end disaster
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Sep 19, 2014 08:43
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I want sex.
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Sep 19, 2014 09:06
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toggle posted:I want sex. yo
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Sep 19, 2014 09:08
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great socks
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Sep 19, 2014 09:10
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im gunna rail u so hrd
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Sep 19, 2014 09:40
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use the voice to text feature and moan seductively, then send that
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Sep 19, 2014 09:49
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Business Gorillas posted:use the voice to text feature and moan seductively, then send that I sent some masturbation grunts. You could hear my balls slapping against the couch
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Sep 19, 2014 14:12
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Al Borland posted:I can't tell for sure if its the clothes or what but she looks underage and that bothers me more. She's probably of age in whatever Eastern European country it was filmed in. SaltLick posted:I sent some masturbation grunts. You could hear my balls slapping against the couch Goddamn how do I find a hot gently caress like that?
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Sep 19, 2014 14:23
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wait there's an age of consent for lighting girls' farts on fire? drat i gotta destroy some evidence
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Sep 19, 2014 14:27
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i spread your cottage cheese filled saddlebags and thrust erratically at your spamslot
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Sep 19, 2014 14:37
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"I want to cum on your tooth brush and watch you brush your teeth with it you dirty bitch. Gargle my piss and spit it back in my open eyes."
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Sep 19, 2014 15:24
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Poz my neg rear end.
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Sep 19, 2014 15:32
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cis white male posted:i really appreciate that you're in my life. i was just looking for someone to sleep with, i didn't expect to find a new best friend 
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Sep 19, 2014 15:40
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"I want to gently caress you on an air mattress."
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Sep 19, 2014 15:43
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hey sloot let me make yo poosay cry with my meat soosage
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Sep 19, 2014 15:45
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Haters Goin Bake posted:Poz my neg rear end. This is a classic but it's likely she's heard it so many times before she won't be impressed.
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Sep 19, 2014 15:51
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how would a girl even poz your rear end, is she going to get paper cuts on her knuckles and then fist you or what? Asking for a friend.
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Sep 19, 2014 15:55
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immolationsex posted:how would a girl even poz your rear end, is she going to get paper cuts on her knuckles and then fist you or what? the sloot obv has a giant clit that can penetrate his rear end
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Sep 19, 2014 16:01
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can i be the mark anthony to your cleopatra ?/?
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Sep 19, 2014 16:02
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want sum fuk?
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Sep 19, 2014 16:11
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guidoanselmi posted:can i be the mark anthony to your cleopatra ?/? girl gonna be the Senate to your Caesar, gonna slam so many holes in you bb
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Sep 19, 2014 16:17
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Stereo. Sony got it right.
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Sep 19, 2014 16:23
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hdnw
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Sep 19, 2014 16:42
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Trixie Hardcore posted:This is a classic but it's likely she's heard it so many times before she won't be impressed. The Internet is just too popular and widespread nowadays. Thanks, Obama! immolationsex posted:how would a girl even poz your rear end, is she going to get paper cuts on her knuckles and then fist you or what? The mystery is half the fun! 
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Sep 19, 2014 16:42
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i heard "weird twitter" is chock full of a wide variety of funny and interesting "sexts" for your perusal and, presumably, given the characteristics and qualities of "new media," reuse
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Sep 19, 2014 16:43
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whatever you can bang out with a 1 minute battery
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