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I used to cry when I was really upset and laugh when I was really happy. Now I laugh when I'm really upset and I cry when I'm really happy. I don't really know what this means.
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Oct 1, 2014 11:23
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I enjoy chicken and waffles, but I do not believe they compliment each other enough to warrant a menu item.
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Oct 1, 2014 11:44
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I can always tell exactly how much a product on an infomercial costs based on how much they think I'd expect to pay. Exactly.
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Oct 1, 2014 12:22
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I have a fairly averagely sized cock. It's not too impressive at all really, but it's very pretty. It's a very pretty cock
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Oct 1, 2014 12:22
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Zzulu posted:I have a fairly averagely sized cock. It's not too impressive at all really, but it's very pretty. It's a very pretty cock I'll be the judge of that.
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Oct 1, 2014 12:49
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I am Lrrr! Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!
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Oct 1, 2014 13:56
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Tsinava posted:I used to cry when I was really upset and laugh when I was really happy. you're turning into a cat lady
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Oct 1, 2014 13:58
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I am an international man of mystery. Either that or I'm really boring. You decide.
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Oct 1, 2014 14:54
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i was once blown by a midget back when myspace was like a wild-west facebook...she had little ladders to use the stovetop, and her tiny hands made my cock like an obelisk...sadly this is true...
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Oct 1, 2014 16:14
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I currently have at my disposal 55 sheets of cardboard, each one 4 feet wide and 10 feet long. That's 2200 square feet of rich, cardboardy goodness. And it's all mine. Until I let my students loose upon it. What's left will be mine to use, misuse and abuse.
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Oct 2, 2014 04:25
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to hell with the kids, make a massive fort
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Oct 9, 2014 21:03
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That was like a week ago. Pretty sure he's done with the school project.
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Oct 9, 2014 21:16
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Damnit, I really need to look at time stamps
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Oct 9, 2014 21:24
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oval office raja posted:Damnit, I really need to look at time stamps Most of that cardboard ended ud as Slendermens.
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Oct 9, 2014 22:09
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I pissed on myself yesterday
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Oct 10, 2014 05:53
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i want a handjob
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Oct 10, 2014 05:54
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I do not smoke weed. Erryday.
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Oct 11, 2014 13:15
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my memories hurt 
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Oct 11, 2014 13:39
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