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roboshit: Apr 4, 2009

i plan on paying apple $350 for the watch day 1 because it looks p cool

# ? Sep 25, 2014 01:15

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:16

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Nonsense posted:

4 dongs as they become erect

on the edge of a cliff

# ? Sep 25, 2014 01:18

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

SaltLick posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaxU0ut5tUw

Literally the only thing that android users ever link when someone mentions the iphone

I've owned both the EVO and the iPhone 4 and the EVO is dogshit in comparison.

Also, this thread in a nutshell:

Android = awful fat nerds
iPhone = awful dumb people

# ? Sep 25, 2014 01:23

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Borneo Jimmy posted:

# ? Sep 25, 2014 02:19

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

I've had Android for a while and I'm starting to loving hate it, I want to get an iPhone but also I hate apple

guess I'm getting a windows pho-hhahaHAHAHAHAA

# ? Sep 25, 2014 02:26

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

a bone to pick posted:

I've had Android for a while and I'm starting to loving hate it, I want to get an iPhone but also I hate apple

guess I'm getting a windows pho-hhahaHAHAHAHAA

if only there were a fourth option...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

# ? Sep 25, 2014 02:27

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006; Can't post for 3 hours!

a starwar betamax posted:

if only there were a fourth option..

http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2014/09/weve-got-a-35-firefox-os-phone-what-do-you-want-to-know/

# ? Sep 25, 2014 02:29

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

what if i just bought the phone that i liked because it looked nice and does everything i need and couldn't care less about which brand it is, is it okay to not care either way because this thread is so full of human being poo poo nerd opinions im starting to think im the weird one

# ? Sep 25, 2014 02:29

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Cthulu Carl posted:

http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2014/09/weve-got-a-35-firefox-os-phone-what-do-you-want-to-know/

http://jolla.com/

# ? Sep 25, 2014 02:31

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

Verisimilidude posted:

I'd rather have a fragile phone I need to be careful with that kicks rear end than a piece of poo poo I can drop down the stairs that has the following properties: samsung, android, windows, nokia.

i would totally buy the dual boot dual manufacturer Windows Andphone Lumilaxy

ShaunO posted:

Love the idea of Apple spending hundreds of millions on R&D for their devices only to be so defective as to have to wrap it up in a $2 case developed by non-technical Chinamen.

nobody leaves out the power cable and charger but somehow even packing in a $2 bumper is too much for smartphone makers. Yeah I would end up buying a flip case to protect the screen anyway but sheesh

jackyl posted:

its a good point but my work android has the default home screen, and it says 6:14 in the top right, 6:15 in big font on the default weather app

only cause it takes a full minute to open any apps on your slow rear end phone

I've never actually checked this though, hold on

nope it's just you

# ? Sep 25, 2014 02:46

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

The Mad Archivist posted:

got some bad news for u

a wallet that shouts your credit card number to everyone in the room, good job

# ? Sep 25, 2014 02:47

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006; Can't post for 3 hours!

a starwar betamax posted:

http://jolla.com/

Yes, but Jolla didn't design their phone from the ground up to actively punish poors.

At least, I don't think they did.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 02:56

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

CrashCat posted:

a wallet that shouts your credit card number to everyone in the room, good job

only in the same sense that an NFC enabled card already does...

# ? Sep 25, 2014 03:21

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Cthulu Carl posted:

Yes, but Jolla didn't design their phone from the ground up to actively punish poors.

At least, I don't think they did.

Nope, just the people who use it.

With it's poo poo specs.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:44

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# ? Sep 25, 2014 06:22

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# ? Sep 25, 2014 06:22

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

Hey guys Amazon phone is p cool?!? Can it come and play too

# ? Sep 25, 2014 06:52

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

I got an iPhone and never looked back

It felt good to embrace my faggotiness and that I was in denial about apple products and hated them because I was poor

# ? Sep 25, 2014 07:06

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I got an iPhone and never looked back

It felt good to embrace my faggotiness and that I was in denial about apple products and hated them because I was poor

enjoy your disposable status symbol phone that bends in your pocket then I guess :thumbsup:

# ? Sep 25, 2014 09:01

twizzlespark: Sep 24, 2014; Twizzlespark.

I want to be able to change batteries on my phone though

# ? Sep 25, 2014 09:04

concerned mom: Apr 22, 2003; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

CrashCat posted:

a wallet that shouts your credit card number to everyone in the room, good job

There are other people in your room? This isnt a forum for jocks mman.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 09:15

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

i want to own a flip phone without internet

# ? Sep 25, 2014 09:43

On3moresoul: Apr 22, 2010; Lipstick Apathy

I love my Windows phone.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 11:09

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

toggle posted:

i want to own a flip phone without internet

its easy just get a drug-dealer burner phone like me

# ? Sep 25, 2014 11:42

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

why do u have a phone when u have no one to call
lmao

# ? Sep 25, 2014 11:50

Jackie D: May 27, 2009; Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

Did android ever get group text support like imessage, it's nice

# ? Sep 25, 2014 11:53

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Jackie D posted:

Did android ever get group text support like imessage, it's nice

Mms had always had this

# ? Sep 25, 2014 14:22

Count Freebasie: Jan 12, 2006

Borneo Jimmy posted:

I just became a Republican.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:46

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Borneo Jimmy posted:

Like is there secretly some sorta North Korea style brainwashing thing going on here or something

like yeah it's good hardware but drat

I am going to run my piece of poo poo RAZR HD Maxx into the ground and then maybe think about buying another phone; we'll see whenever that happens- the landscape changes like every six months so whenever I need a phone I have to peek my head into the phone-o-sphere and see what's even going on

# ? Sep 25, 2014 23:04