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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Jesus in my heart.



Post weird jesus stuff in this thread.

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
You're gay

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Windows 98 posted:

You're gay

You're gay for jesus!

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
Jesus don't like the heroin, every time you maturate god kills a kitten,

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

I post you op for you are a crime against God!!!!!!!!!

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
is that a map behind them

a hint maybe to the holy grail

goonies never say die

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
what do you call nuts on the wall?

walnuts

What do you call nuts on your chest?

chestnuts

what do you call nuts on your chin?

dis dick in your mouth

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i work with at least 2 jesus's

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

jackyl posted:

what do you call nuts on the wall?

walnuts

What do you call nuts on your chest?

chestnuts

what do you call nuts on your chin?

dis dick in your mouth

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW poo poo

Ya got me!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

jackyl posted:

what do you call nuts on the wall?

walnuts

What do you call nuts on your chest?

chestnuts

what do you call nuts on your chin?


A messy lil squirrel!

:3:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
jesus loves ruska

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

psyopmonkey posted:

jesus loves ruska



Other than Russia, what's going on with the red head's ear?

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I want to talk about this picture some more. The lampshade appears to be part of the wallpaper, and this dude is pretty swarthy to be a blonde.

Also, mermaid tattoo, the wallpaper degraded into an Age of Exploration map of the world, and let's be honest, at least they made the handprint anatomically correct.

Finally, tying off one's arm with a spaghetti strand is a pro move I learned in TCC.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Its a map of south america.

Hes injecting near Lima, Peru.

The treasure is there.

now make fun of jesus

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

psyopmonkey posted:

now make fun of jesus

An EMT once injected a gigantic syringe full of morphine into my arm way too fast, and I basically made that face. For like five seconds. And then I stopped making facial expressions altogether for two hours.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Jesus was a junkie, who knew?!?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Jesus was a junkie, who knew?!?

Judas baby...

Juuu-uu-das.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Jesus was a junkie, who knew?!?
Why do you think Jesus is trying to stop him? That fucker has stolen his poo poo.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
What % of Christians do you think would get visibly offended if you pointed out Jesus wasn't white

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

concerned mom posted:

What % of Christians do you think would get visibly offended if you pointed out Jesus wasn't white

The south

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Spiderjelly posted:

Other than Russia, what's going on with the red head's ear?

Chernobyl. Duh.

Solid Poopsnake posted:

I want to talk about this picture some more. The lampshade appears to be part of the wallpaper, and this dude is pretty swarthy to be a blonde.

Also, mermaid tattoo, the wallpaper degraded into an Age of Exploration map of the world, and let's be honest, at least they made the handprint anatomically correct.

Finally, tying off one's arm with a spaghetti strand is a pro move I learned in TCC.

Smokes, Booze, Heroin, Cocaine, a gun, cards and a skull. This is definitely a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Did the artist miss any cliches? I'm guessing the map represents worldliness, which is, of course, bad. As far as the handprint, I'm guessing anyone who is inbred enough to take this painting seriously has more than 5 digits on each hand...

Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Sep 21, 2014

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
jesus is a metaphor for a sheaf of wheat; he didnt exist except for that he was 'wheat' and everyone took it for real life lol

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
i like cream of wheat

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T9SbUfCB7A

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Dude was doing lines and playing cards with jesus and then jesus somehow managed to bogart the heroin of all things. gently caress you jesus that poo poo ain't cheap.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Windows 98 posted:

You're gay

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Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Big Beef City posted:

Dude was doing lines and playing cards with jesus and then jesus somehow managed to bogart the heroin of all things. gently caress you jesus that poo poo ain't cheap.

jesus is a mooch

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