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cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian
It's universally established that braces are cute as hell on girls and male-to-female transexuals, but I just got metal braces as an adult male and i'm worried that no one will want to kiss me for 1 year and 6 months

they looked okay on Tom but mine are way more visible then his were



have you had sex with a person with braces and did you find it difficult to fall in love with them

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Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

cis white male posted:

It's universally established that braces are cute as hell on girls

no they aren't

quote:

and male-to-female transexuals,

no they aren't

quote:

but I just got metal braces as an adult male and i'm worried that no one will want to kiss me for 1 year and 6 months

no one will

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

as long as you dont rip my dick apart while blowing me its not a problem for me cutie

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

No one is attractive.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Rickycat posted:


no one will

i didnt say she WOULD. she probably wouldnt even notice me. i just said id like it if she did that. id like her to sit on my face and make me eat out her rear end while shes liek "UGH IDIOT YOU CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT"

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
thanks for reminding me that i threw away my retainer when i was a teenager and ruined my chance to have movie star teeth forever

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

cis white male posted:

It's universally established that braces are cute as hell on girls

aatrek is that you?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Are brakes attractive... ON A CAR?!?

cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian

Rickycat posted:

no they aren't

wrong bitch




at the very least braces don't make them any less beautiful






Smoking Crow posted:

No one is attractive.

umm






MOOBS! posted:

as long as you dont rip my dick apart while blowing me its not a problem for me cutie

promise not to smother me with your moobs at and we've got a deal babe :o:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've heard that Lisa needs braces. C/D?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


cis white male posted:

i'm worried that no one will want to kiss me for 1 year and 6 months

It's not because of the braces though.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Ruuuun forrest runnnn

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

i think those are just resistors glued to her teeth

BlockChainNetflix
Sep 2, 2011

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

i think those are just resistors glued to her teeth

Can I glue any technology to my teeth to look cute? MicroSD cards?

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

cis white male posted:

It's universally established that braces are cute as hell on girls
ha you've just outed yourself as a pedophile

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
imagine i looked for, found, and posted a pic of william h macy in magnolia

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

hi fbi :nsa:

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Had sex with 2 girls while wearing braces good luck OP

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
DENTAL PLAN!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Had a GF in highschool with braces (cuz duh) and kissing her was terrible.
My one and only opinion.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


newreply.php posted:

imagine i looked for, found, and posted a pic of william h macy in magnolia

same but fargo

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
yo dawg! i herd u liek eatin corn on a cob thru a chain link fence, so i pimped ur grill!

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

cis white male posted:

It's universally established that braces are cute as hell on girls and male-to-female transexuals

uh no

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

JebanyPedal posted:

Had a GF in highschool with braces (cuz duh) and kissing her was terrible.
My one and only opinion.

she suck my dick pretty well though

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Death By Yogurt posted:

she suck my dick pretty well though

No not really.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
op = pedo

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
haha tom yea fix that weird tooth you got right in the middle of your smile ya freak

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
Tom cruise has 3 front teeth.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

xov
Nov 14, 2005

DNA Ts. Rednum or F. Raf
You're taking steps to straighten your smile. If someone gives you poo poo over a temporary state, tell them to gently caress off.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
braces aren't attractive to anyone but pedos, hth

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
nothing is attractive on a man, except a noose.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
They are not.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Well probably nobody will want to kiss you with braces but after you will have nicer looking teeth and then someone might want to kiss you, maybe.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I had braces in high school and my advice is don't eat any oranges.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
You need to attach a grounding wire or else you might get hit in the mouth by lightning, it's an under-reported problem

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

nobody wanted to kiss you in the first place

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
invisialign or whatever they are better for adults, unless you have the mangled maw of a 70 yr old english woman.

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
LEg braces are sexy it means they can't run away. :pervert:

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