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12 goony men hahaha who am I kidding I meant boys
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Sep 22, 2014 21:18
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They let you bring your phone to jury duty? Calling BS, youre not really there. I was a juror down in Detroit a few years ago. It was about a guy that didnt pay his child support on his teenage daughter. Anyways she got gunned down in a park or something a few years prior. We told that guy to pay up.
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Sep 22, 2014 21:29
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Juries are generally made up of the dumbest motherfuckers from selection who couldn't find a way to get out of it. Blah blah blah civic duty blah blah blah. Pay me the same thing I make at work and I may actually give a poo poo.
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Sep 22, 2014 22:16
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Lol we have no jury trials in Argentina, here the judge decides whether you're guilty and if you're rich or have rich friends in good standing with a judge or two, you're basically untouchable (unless your case gathers lots of media attention). I've seen this happen literally in front of my eyes. - Rich dude: "hey what's up judge A, this guy you're gonna judge is a friend of mine, he didn't know what he was doing, make sure you take it easy on him okay?" - Judge: "okay, sure no problem, I'll see what I can do, by the way, when are we gonna meet again for a barbecue? It's been long (this is p. much slang for 'when are you gonna pay me for this?' or 'you owe me a favor now' I guess)"
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Sep 22, 2014 22:22
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jury dutys a hood place to sleep bring ur sleep mask w/ u and catch up on some good rear end z's. thats a tip from me ur fav poster, ilikedirtPochoclo posted:Lol we have no jury trials in Argentina, here the judge decides whether you're guilty and if you're rich or have rich friends in good standing with a judge or two, you're basically untouchable (unless your case gathers lots of media attention). I've seen this happen literally in front of my eyes. ya but ur country has so many cool dinosaur bones so like... so what
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Sep 22, 2014 22:43
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do your duty and be as braindead as possible just in case you get put on a felony drug trial and don't say a loving thing about jury nullification until you have to deliberate and then plant your rear end down and refuse to convict. Be a good person, thanks.
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Sep 22, 2014 23:00
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Demonachizer posted:19 jurors, all white, at an inner city courthouse. The video they showed talked about diversity in the jury pool. poop your pants see if you get sent home
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Sep 22, 2014 23:01
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don't prosecutors/lawyers get to pick the dumbest most impressionable people to accept as a jury in the US or am I mistaken like literally if you have your own business and/or have some sort of 'intellectual' occupation like, say, an engineer they don't want you on the jury
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Sep 22, 2014 23:08
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Ekster posted:don't prosecutors/lawyers get to pick the dumbest most impressionable people to accept as a jury in the US or am I mistaken that's what i've heard. they want people who won't think rationally and are more easily swayed by appeals to emotion
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Sep 22, 2014 23:08
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just show you are "live posting" about your court case, so they through off for being unable to not talk about your court case.
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Sep 22, 2014 23:13
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jury duty is the worst you have people who are sane and make rational choices you have people who just want to go home and will vote which ever way wins you have people who are completely insane and will shout anyone down who is against their opinion and will cause a hung jury no matter what is being tried you have people who are just too dumb to even understand what is being presented to them and you need to spend hours explaining everything to them two, three, four, ten times because they keep mixing everything up you lose days of your life well into every night gently caress that poo poo
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Sep 22, 2014 23:16
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Philthy posted:jury duty is the worst i always re schedule so i have to show up the friday before a holiday weekend, so i show up for a half hour and get sent home, because there are no trials scheduled.
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Sep 22, 2014 23:26
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I sat in a jury selection pool for an accused kiddie diddler (I don't think it was Aatrek) and was full of noble ideals about judging this man fairly despite the horrific revulsion I would feel while witnessing evidence and victim testimony, but then everybody got sent home because nobody would tell the defense lawyer "sure I could consider a probation sentence for a man who I just convicted of literally raping an 8 year old" I was like... I could consider probation hypothetically if he was mentally ill or otherwise undeniably unable to control his behavior, but any factor that would mitigate my sentence would have also made me vote to acquit so the defense lawyer's question was really just a bullshit stall tactic that wasted a day I should have spent on the Internet instead.
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Sep 24, 2014 01:45
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Drunk & Ugly posted:poop your pants see if you get sent home Real talk if you have IBS/IBD can you be excused from jury duty?
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Sep 24, 2014 03:37
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