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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:Carl's phone got cut off so I have to head over to a craft store and get some supplies to write the extortion letter. I have a coupon as well but will be including the full price of the supplies when factoring in the exact extortion amount. just roll a homless for some news paper and use your cum as glue so he knows you're serious.
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WilltheMagicAsian posted:All you have to do is follow the drat train funny enough this all started because Carl decided he wanted to solo Ashlynn instead of running train on her. He purposely hosed up my hair, I'm sure of it.
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Sep 23, 2014 18:39
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:haha good poo poo my man glad you were here to point this out any time 
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Sep 23, 2014 18:40
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Call Dog.
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Sep 23, 2014 18:58
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how much is the bounty
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Parallax Scroll posted:how much is the bounty 10000XP 250G and a 25% chance of a rare item
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Sep 23, 2014 19:45
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Cuniculous posted:Call Dog. Just get his wife to beat Carl I to submission with her bowling ball tits
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Sep 23, 2014 19:47
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How much was Carl's bond? And what did he do?
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Sep 23, 2014 19:59
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el B posted:How much was Carl's bond? And what did he do? 25k, solicited prostitutes while on probation for soliciting prostitutes. He loves to gently caress and it's gotten him into trouble repeatedly.
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Sep 23, 2014 20:02
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OP you are bitchmade hth
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Sep 23, 2014 20:04
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Snatch Duster posted:What other developed countries have bounty rewards in their legal system? $3.3 million bounty on salman rushdie remains unclaimed
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Sep 23, 2014 20:07
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Make a citizens arrest 
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Sep 23, 2014 20:08
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Acquire Currency! posted:OP you are bitchmade hth This helps. Sike. It doesn't help. Hopes dashed.
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Sep 23, 2014 20:10
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Carl is extremely messed up. He cream pied a prossie one time and swore it was the biggest but he ever busted. Turns out the vast majority of the "load" was pus from a burst ingrown hair on the inside of the ho's pussy lips. This earned him the nickname Nasty Carl.
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Sep 23, 2014 20:21
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gross
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Sep 23, 2014 20:27
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post pics of carl or failing that your fridge
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Sep 23, 2014 20:29
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CountButtula posted:post pics of carl or failing that your fridge Carl looks like an Oblivion era Red Guard but with puffy red eyeballs and a Rick Ross beard.
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Sep 23, 2014 20:40
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is he hot? I can't tell from that if he's hot. can someone do some fanart
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Sep 23, 2014 20:47
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CountButtula posted:is he hot? I can't tell from that if he's hot. can someone do some fanart He's been described by witnesses as a "fat headed untreated diabetes mike jones mother fucker". Nigga sweats all the time and uses coco butter as a face moisturizer so as soon as a light hits the mufucka his as looks like he got the bloom turned all the way up.
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Sep 23, 2014 20:51
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:He's been described by witnesses as a "fat headed untreated diabetes mike jones mother fucker". Nigga sweats all the time and uses coco butter as a face moisturizer so as soon as a light hits the mufucka his as looks like he got the bloom turned all the way up. does his face sweat or just his body. where does it pool on his body and does sweat smell also does he sometimes secretly masturbate using cocoa butter for lube
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Sep 23, 2014 21:06
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CountButtula posted:does his face sweat or just his body. where does it pool on his body and does sweat smell Dude sweats all over. Nigga sweats so much he has to change his clothes twice a day. One time we got stopped by the cops in a Walmart parking lot cuz the manager saw some poo poo on Facebook or something about people using detergent to pay for drugs and Carl's rear end does laundry 3 times a week cuz his rear end sweats so much so he's always buying liquid detergent. He got arrested for suspicious activity but they let him go cuz he didn't really do anything. He doesn't have a noticeable order other than dude smellin like cocoa butter and baby powder all the time.
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Sep 23, 2014 21:18
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drat this shits makin me sentimental as gently caress. i don't think I'm gonna extort his rear end maybe just steal something from him after he gets caught.
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Sep 23, 2014 21:20
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:he did me dirty (hosed up my hairline in a fade gone awry, took the velvet crown royal bag he knew I was saving to use as a change bag) so you should calm down before jumping to conclusions so beat he rear end you dont go help the police. no body like a snitch nigga
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Sep 23, 2014 21:20
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which one of you is blacker, les? the one with the lighter skin gets the reward and the darker one goes to jail. hopefully you consider this before turning him in.
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Sep 23, 2014 21:46
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He's blacker and also he just got picked up lol I'm finna go steal his PS vita and DBZ tapes.
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Sep 23, 2014 23:02
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dont doxx me pls
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Sep 23, 2014 23:13
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i hope you find carl and own his rear end, MY BF LESLIE SAID, because your threads are always good and maybe with that money you can get plat??? just throwing that out there.
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Sep 23, 2014 23:19
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:i can't trust anyone after what Carl did to my hair. holy poo poo 
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Sep 23, 2014 23:30
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:Dude sweats all over. Nigga sweats so much he has to change his clothes twice a day. One time we got stopped by the cops in a Walmart parking lot cuz the manager saw some poo poo on Facebook or something about people using detergent to pay for drugs and Carl's rear end does laundry 3 times a week cuz his rear end sweats so much so he's always buying liquid detergent. He got arrested for suspicious activity but they let him go cuz he didn't really do anything.
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big duck equals goose posted:i hope you find carl and own his rear end, MY BF LESLIE SAID, because your threads are always good and maybe with that money you can get plat??? just throwing that out there. what would I even do with plat I'm going to use the money I get from selling his vita on craigslist to jump start my cell phone business
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:what would I even do with plat I'm going to use the money I get from selling his vita on craigslist to jump start my cell phone business You can just buy into my business, phonesrecoveredfromcorpsebutts.com
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I don't have anywhere else to post this so I'm just going to post it here: When Carl and I were like 8 or 9 years old his family threw a BBQ and invited me and the squad over to celebrate. Carl's older cousin Dor'quan was there and dude was hella cool. When the adults were all hosed up and playin bones and bridge he took us to the back yard and asked us if we knew how to eat pussy. We didn't know what the gently caress he was sayin so he showed us by sculpting a makeshift pussy out of a piece of fried bologna and a lil' smokie cocktail weiner. One of the adults came into the back yard and saw him pretending to eat a fake pussy and started hollering and went up and smacked the poo poo out of him then his step dad came over and whooped his rear end in front of anyone. Now whenever there's a family gathering someone will always make fried bologna wrapped lil' smokies and call it Dor'quan's pussy. I'm pretty sure this is why Carl became a sex addict.
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