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Hi GBS sorry for the serious post. I'm 27 and have had a pretty steady ejaculation record. I mean when you're going through puberty there are stages as expected, endless boners preteen and early teens, then you gently caress like a rabbit when you're like 17 or whatever and you taper to a "normal" amount soon after. However whenever I've jerked off recently I've found that 1) its taken longer to figure out something that turns me on, but 2) I really, really want to jack off more than usual, and 3) my loads, when they come, are loving massive and literally spray everywhere I wasn't aware of another stage after puberty except for like all out ED when you're way older. What gives?
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Sep 24, 2014 01:23
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Has the taste or texture changed?
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Sep 24, 2014 01:24
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After doing a series of sit ups and having my stomach muscles get all tight and sore, I found my orgasms actually became more powerful for some bizarre reason. As I'd get there, I'd feel those same muscles start clenching up like some machinery winding up for a discharge. Same age, btw. Do more sit ups.
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Sep 24, 2014 01:25
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:Has the taste or texture changed? not really
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Sep 24, 2014 01:27
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You're becoming too desensitized cause of the internet. Push your limits and fantasies further and further into uncharted territory to compensate. Of course, I can't get off to anything but extreme electro-shock bull-whip pain porn, but that is par for the course my friend
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Sep 24, 2014 01:28
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most men take longer to get off as they get older, it's mostly because your blood vessels and heart are getting hosed up. most commonly because of eating too much sugar/salt. regardless of age if you make yourself aroused and draw out the act your body will be continuously sending liquid into your nethers, generally to the point were your ejaculate is mostly water.
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Sep 24, 2014 01:36
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you have testicular cancer, say goodbye to your lucky ball.
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Sep 24, 2014 01:38
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you irl posted:not really dude shut up what if carl was reading this
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Sep 24, 2014 01:44
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1gnoirents posted:dude shut up what if carl was reading this uhh this IS carl who did you think it was you rear end in a top hat?! your jazzercise mat is going on the street
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Sep 24, 2014 02:08
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i hosed up carl take me back also thanks for the answer above especially about the water being sent to my balls, although im not sure aobut my weirdly increased sex drive
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Sep 24, 2014 02:14
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Get a larger cum vase and try masturbating to everything to see what works.
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Sep 24, 2014 02:20
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You are gonna have to start buying bigger socks OP. It happens to all of us.
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Sep 24, 2014 02:29
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It's natures way of telling you you're a failure.
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Sep 24, 2014 04:20
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eat a pound of goji berries every day
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Sep 24, 2014 04:22
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You are gonna have to start buying bigger socks OP. It happens to all of us. He just needs to pick a sock
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Sep 24, 2014 17:30
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I swear, my used jizz sock is so rock hard from the crusty jizz turning yellow that I could legitimately slap it against someone's head and hurt him or her
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Sep 24, 2014 20:26
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Gimp Fack posted:I swear, my used jizz sock is so rock hard from the crusty jizz turning yellow that I could legitimately slap it against someone's head and hurt him or her Home made blackjack.
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Sep 24, 2014 20:27
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Sever and therapy
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Sep 24, 2014 20:31
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Gimp Fack posted:I swear, my used jizz sock is so rock hard from the crusty jizz turning yellow that I could legitimately slap it against someone's head and hurt him or her Thanks for that 
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Sep 24, 2014 20:57
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oh true story, although the OP happens to be 100% true too, but I knew a guy who worked with me at best buy who jerked off onto a wall in his parents house all his life and it was like completely yellow and gross. they painted it many times. i only found out because i also worked for a summer painting company and he asked if I could give their parents a quote. when I saw the wall I inquired and he pretty much grudgingly told me what it was kind of flustered like he couldnt make up something believable on the spot and just spilled the beans I like instinctively cringed and kept taking steps back
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Sep 24, 2014 21:01
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*lives in one of the sane states that legalized medical masturbation*
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