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What is the recruitment policy for Jewish lesbians, depending on workplace conditions and benefits I might be interested
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 12:00 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:36 |
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I'm gay, would ISIS welcome me? I'm skilled in various sword fighting styles.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 12:24 |
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you two are textbook infidel you'll have to wait for an opening sorry
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 12:32 |
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Bloodplay it again posted:It's a midwest thing, for sure. I live in not-Chicago, IL, and I hear "worsh" all the time. That, or "punkin" instead of "pumpkin." In 9th grade my english teacher said "worshington" once and for some reason I could not stop laughing. Looking back I feel kinda bad 'cause she was actually a pretty cool teacher yet at the same time I doubt she gave two shits about some twatty-rear end 13 year old laughing at her mispronunciation of Washington so eh.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 12:36 |
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I'm a overnight stocker for Walmart, I could totally organize all the cans in the ISIS cupboards and face them to look pleasing to the eye. c:
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 13:02 |
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can i get in if i make a new nasheed in ableton using my old voice? isis seems to use the same one in every vid
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 13:10 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB_tGab-t0g
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 17:03 |
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I'm Mormon, can I qualify for an officer position?
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:14 |
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Wow lowtax really loosened up the rules around here
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:30 |
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if u posted itt u failed the first test
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:31 |
Darth123123 posted:Wow lowtax really loosened up the rules around here What do you expect from a libertard terrorist loving moon gay god worshiper. We shouldnget smorky to kill him again and take over SA for good, saving us and our freedom.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:39 |
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Hingehead posted:What do you expect from a libertard terrorist loving moon gay god worshiper. We shouldnget smorky to kill him again and take over SA for good, saving us and our freedom. Lowtax is actually using SA as a honeypot for the FBI because he's a traitor to the cause. LOWTAX HOW CAN YOU FORSAKE YOUR ISIS BRETHREN??? Lowtechs posted:Yeah but this is a goon ISIS recruitment thread so... Touche
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:48 |
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Ill join, I currently work inside a white house with full access.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:02 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:im really into the idea of being shot with a missile but i dont want to do anything illegal or support terrorism. is there any other way i can get brutally annihilated by a missile pm me
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 22:27 |
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hello nsa and fbi thread watchers
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 22:46 |
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I'm one of those really obnoxious Atheists (I prefer the term Antitheist, thank you) who is always going on about religion being a cancer and a mental illness and all that stuff. But, I'm also really into black clothes and I don't care much for British journalists (the Daily Mail totally sucks, right?). Can I join up? If not, you can probably expect a discrimination suit in your future, pal.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 23:14 |
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I will only join an ISIS cell if the safehouse has a ballpit and legos in the break room.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 23:24 |
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Real name: Barack HUSSEIN Obama Skills: Lying, Being a lil bitch
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 00:02 |
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My application was accepted See you loosers in raqqah!
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 00:11 |
euphronius posted:My application was accepted How are you going to see those who were not accepted, in loving Syria? Dumbass.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 00:19 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:What happened to the F-35 thread? The irony is that Uncle Omar is a marine four star general who works in the Pentagon. I'd love to see the FBI chasing Uncle Omar down the runway before he makes his escape in an F-35.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 00:24 |
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Hingehead posted:How are you going to see those who were not accepted, in loving Syria? Dumbass. Your right I didnt think it thru.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 00:26 |
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:I will only join an ISIS cell if the safehouse has a ballpit and legos in the break room. And a slide between floors. In fact, ISIS, just annex a Chuck E. Cheese.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 00:29 |
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im drone striking this thread
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 00:34 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf4xCYDNSCw
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