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Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

i love texas, its awesome

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Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

page 2 of this thread is about how awesome texas is

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Slap Happy posted:

page 2 of this thread is about how awesome texas is

i kinda like arizona more.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Kids aren't going to be reading the textbooks anyways

Future Mrs Booger
Jan 18, 2012
This will make our country better.... lol

Future Mrs Booger fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Oct 21, 2014

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

the whitest thing ever, like Australia's National Sorry Day

You loving kidding me

Holy shitballs

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

nuke the entire southeastern quarter of the united states and salt the earth, in my considered opinion

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Torka posted:

nuke the entire southeastern quarter of the united states and salt the earth, in my considered opinion

i'd be fine if we got rid of every eastern state that wasn't florida.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

why would you spare florida of all places

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Torka posted:

why would you spare florida of all places

it's fun to get drunk at disney world.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Nostratic posted:

Texas should be a toilet for the rest of the country. Just go there to piss and poo poo and throw up.

With lifelong residents still living there of course.

We'll turn your piss and poo poo and barf into biofuel and charge ourselves outlandish prices on the spot market to power California with your piss and poo poo and barf

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
:gas: :effort:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Just secede already you pussies.

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

InterFaced posted:

Just secede already you pussies.

They won't do it because they know they can harm the rest of the country more by remaining part of the union than by leaving.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

InterFaced posted:

Just secede already you pussies.

Too many damnyankees in Texas to pull it off now

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

InterFaced posted:

Just secede already you pussies.

This but for California everytime they complain.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

The Taint Reaper posted:

This but for California everytime they complain.

we are trying to become 6 states help us out.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

TOILETLORD posted:

we are trying to become 6 states help us out.

Is it 6 states in total? or 6 states and enough room for a 7th one which goes back to mexico because Los Angeles is lost.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

The Taint Reaper posted:

Is it 6 states in total? or 6 states and enough room for a 7th one which goes back to mexico because Los Angeles is lost.

if we can break into six we will then have precindence to split into as many states as need be to make mexico happy.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

TOILETLORD posted:

we are trying to become 6 states help us out.

i thought we established that this was just one rich rear end in a top hat's stupid idea

e: almost didnt recognize you with the new av


The Taint Reaper posted:

This but for California everytime they complain.

Arizona imo

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

You loving kidding me

Holy shitballs

google "stolen generation". Australia is a pretty racist country and I guess they put aside one day a year to feel bad about it

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

The Droid posted:

i thought we established that this was just one rich rear end in a top hat's stupid idea


I'd end up in south cali the rest of the state can gently caress itself. i'd love nothing more than to be cut free from sacramento and LA.

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

TOILETLORD posted:

i mean we kinda need texas because if it goes blue

There is a squadron of chimpanzees just chilling out in their flight suits, all of them inside of my butt. When Texas turns blue, they are prepared to fulfill The Prophecy.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Jew Macklemore posted:

Here's a pic of the left wing version of the text book for contrast -





This isn't remotely disturbing at all.

However, lmao, this is exactly what a lot of people see "white guilt" turning into.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

TOILETLORD posted:

people like to poo poo on texas but it isn't nearly as bad as lots of other poo poo states, i mean we kinda need texas because if it goes blue democrats will have every big state and the electoral vote system would require any competitor to win every other state to win. What good would it be if our politicians didn't have to compete at all.

if it goes blue and the republicans go the way of the whigs the dems will probably split up when lefties realize they don't need to ally with them anymore to have a chance of their interests being vaguely pandered to when they could compete and maybe actually get represented

this would be good even though it would probably end up being silly name-wise

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

BottledBodhisvata posted:

This isn't remotely disturbing at all.

However, lmao, this is exactly what a lot of people see "white guilt" turning into.

They have to pay to do Slave cosplay.

Like for the amount needed to pay for it is like a vacation.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

It's a weird Christian group they'd probably spend their time in Africa telling a community with std problems that they shouldn't use condoms if they weren't doing their dumb cosplay

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

The Droid posted:

It's a weird Christian group they'd probably spend their time in Africa telling a community with std problems that they shouldn't use condoms if they weren't doing their dumb cosplay

best way to fight std's is to just not have sex. same with preventing pregnancy. if you gotta have sex next best thing is birth control.

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Jew Macklemore posted:

Here's a pic of the left wing version of the text book for contrast -





Is there a German equiv where Germans gas themselves and poo poo?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Rivethead posted:

Is there a German equiv where Germans gas themselves and poo poo?

they are fans of poo poo.

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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
tex rear end

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