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Shyfted One
May 9, 2008
I think my roommate it a goon. How do I get out of this lease?

Please advise.

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escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe
use as but plug

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

just piss into his decanter every time you see it and have to pee. if he tries to accuse you of pissing in his decanter vehemently deny it.

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe
but chug w/ it

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
who the gently caress decants grenades if u don't know what the gently caress youre doing hell blow up the block

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Shyfted One
May 9, 2008

needs bigger boat posted:

use as but plug

It's too wide. Even on my best day I couldn't fit it.

a hole-y ghost posted:

just piss into his decanter every time you see it and have to pee. if he tries to accuse you of pissing in his decanter vehemently deny it.

It's empty. I don't think he even drinks. I don't understand why he bought it.


I don't drink. From my anus either.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

who the gently caress decants grenades if u don't know what the gently caress youre doing hell blow up the block

Do you not let your grenades breathe?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Its me I'm the roommate

Lagrange
Apr 27, 2002

How did the thing get canted in the first place?

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
you have to listen to eddie cantor in the context of his time, op
of course he's not funny by today's standards :rolleyes:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Shyfted One posted:

I don't drink.

lmao sXe

or is it "im so crazy sober, no telling how id be drunk"?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
i don't know what that thing he order means. How do you decant a grenade?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
sounds like something an idiot would do

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


push him down some stairs

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Seizure Robot posted:

push him down some stairs

you don't know what kind of grenade he has, it might take up two floors!

Frisky
Apr 2, 2012

What turtle?
is he gay?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

i don't know what that thing he order means. How do you decant a grenade?

Trust me it's not something you do unless you know what u do


Shyfted One posted:

Do you not let your grenades breathe?

jfc you'll oxidize the primer see what i mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Trust me it's not something you do unless you know what u do


jfc you'll oxidize the primer see what i mean

hang on to the spoon!

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
he got it so serve grenadine with

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
So is it a wine decanter shaped like a grenade or does it just have a grenade etched in the glass? Im need to see pics before I can accurately gauge how stupid this is

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
i want to see this decanter

i always think weird shaped decanters and cups are clever but i would never buy something like that. I have grandpa style in my house.

E: I just google searched it..it's actually ok looking.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Just convince him to buy some hamburger at costco and he will kill himself.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Demonachizer posted:

Just convince him to buy some hamburger at costco and he will kill himself.

why? that hamburger is pretty good?

The General
Mar 4, 2007




That's pretty cool. This wine is the bomb.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
chug what ever cheap raspberry flavored vodka you fill it with, and pass out in a hot poorly ventilated room.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Where's the pics op

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

switch it with a real grenade and just let whatever happens, happen

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

The General posted:



That's pretty cool. This wine is the bomb.

plastic screwcap of +3 class

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Prodigal T-REX posted:

plastic screwcap of +3 class

where the hell have you been rear end in a top hat!

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

where the hell have you been rear end in a top hat!

been away from the gbs greater area due to endemic fail aids

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

have sex with your roommate

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Prodigal T-REX posted:

been away from the gbs greater area due to endemic fail aids

you rear end in a top hat

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