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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

And a happy Ross gellar to you too

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Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

betterinsodapop posted:

In midtown Manhattan right now. Looks like loving I Am Legend.

Well Jesse Jackson always did refer to NYC as Hymietown so the whole city is probably in singalongue praying.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Darth123123 posted:

wats the best lady jew feature?

boobies and jawline

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
what is best man jew feature

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Stoic Commie posted:

what is best man jew feature

wallet

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Stoic Commie posted:

what is best man jew feature

Fucker stealing my follow up here

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Buschmaki posted:

Just date her for her challah bread, which is one of the most delicious breads known to man, try to learn the secrets of baking challah bread (satanic rituals or sorcery????) and then you'll be set.

lol japs cooking yeah right

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

in related news, i just found out today that i've been tricked into dating/loving a jew-ess.

my gf texted and said she was out looking for a place that sells challah bread. red flag. i inquired why, and she said "because i'm jewish". we been dating for like 3 months.

dunno just watch out those jewish genetics are a fuckin train wreck

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
They didn't; I worked.

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011

Cream_Filling posted:

dunno just watch out those jewish genetics are a fuckin train wreck

more like a plane flying into the twin towers amirite?

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

Cream_Filling posted:

lol japs cooking yeah right

What's the difference between a JAP and jello?

Jello moves when you eat it.

What's the difference between a JAP and a jetliner?

A jetliner stops whining when it lands in Miami.

How do you know when a JAP has an orgasm?

She drops her nailfile.

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

betterinsodapop posted:

In midtown Manhattan right now. Looks like loving I Am Legend.

heh

betterinsodapop
Apr 4, 2004

64:3

Croc Monster posted:

What's the difference between a JAP and jello?

Jello moves when you eat it.
Looolz They squirm plenty when you jam it in their leather bagel.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

jewz

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
hey girl let me challah at you

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KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


How can the world be 5775 years old when the Long Count clearly indicates that the current 5th World is only 5128 years old? Checkmate YHVH-lovers. Kukulkan wins this round.

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