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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Professor Shark posted:

Hold the phone, guys, it turns out that this may actually be an evil :argh:LIBERAL UNION OBAMA:argh: plot!

_____/____________

Michelle Malkin is the author of Culture of Corruption: Obama and His Team of Tax Cheats, Crooks and Cronies

Michelle Malkin is also the author of In Defense of Internment: The Case For 'Racial Profiling' in World War II and the War On Terror

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

do you think that she smiles to herself abou the idea of all the little conservative children in the form of sperm burning away painfully in her stomach acids ?

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I would name my white child Tyrone, sure

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Harime Nui posted:

Hi I'm a graduate student in history and I wish my curriculum had been nothing but dates, statistics and relentless hard numbers as opposed to the gay critical thinking horseshit that led me to think I could pursue this poo poo as a career because I was "good at reading" or some nonsense, well thanks bye.

if they actually succeeded in teaching you to think critically you wouldnt have chosen to study history

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Vargs posted:

if they actually succeeded in teaching you to think critically you wouldnt have chosen to study history

or he would have at least acknowledged what he was getting into

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Michelle Malkin is also the author of In Defense of Internment: The Case For 'Racial Profiling' in World War II and the War On Terror

michelle malkin goes back in time to 1942, visits an internment camp and cheers the warden on saying "you guys are the real heroes for freedom and democracy", the warden looks at the slightly-slanty-eyed brown-yellow-whatever woman and asks how the hell she got out

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
michelle malkin the author of my life as a second string guest on news shows that only gets called when ann coulter isnt in town

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Professor Shark posted:

There's more, but it's pretty obvious that this guy is at best an educated person who is allowing his prejudice cloud his judgement, at worst a shill.

I'm more just amused by the fact that these people's minds are so clouded that they can, without any hint of self-awareness, refer to their opponents as progressives as if progress were a bad thing. Progress by definition is considered positive change, and they're pretty much openly admitting that they're against positive change.

Howard Beale posted:

michelle malkin goes back in time to 1942, visits an internment camp and cheers the warden on saying "you guys are the real heroes for freedom and democracy", the warden looks at the slightly-slanty-eyed brown-yellow-whatever woman and asks how the hell she got out

Hey now, you can't blame her. Those devious Japs could hide out anywhere, even in your very genes!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Fahrenheit 451 posted:

They also disagreed with the College Board over how children should learn, with Krieger and his allies preferring a curriculum based on memorizing facts to one based on critical thinking.

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
drat, this thread is way too funny.

VirtualStranger
Aug 20, 2012

:lol:

King Vidiot posted:

Hey now, you can't blame her. Those devious Japs could hide out anywhere, even in your very genes!

Michelle Malkin is Filipino.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Irradiation posted:

She's a right wing minority woman. I'm pretty sure she's used to taking it up the rear end while smiling the whole time.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

VirtualStranger posted:

Michelle Malkin is Filipino.

I'm aware she's not Japanese but thanks for correcting my joke with real-world facts.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Harime Nui posted:

Hi I'm a graduate student in history and I wish my curriculum had been nothing but dates, statistics and relentless hard numbers as opposed to the gay critical thinking horseshit that led me to think I could pursue this poo poo as a career because I was "good at reading" or some nonsense, well thanks bye.

Actually this is a sign you didn't think enough

e;fb faster than a pro-union protest

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

King Vidiot posted:

I'm more just amused by the fact that these people's minds are so clouded that they can, without any hint of self-awareness, refer to their opponents as progressives as if progress were a bad thing. Progress by definition is considered positive change, and they're pretty much openly admitting that they're against positive change.

This is actually a surprising rhetorical blunder considering how conscientious conservatives usually are of framing their positions, so it probably won't last that long

grope proof vest
Jan 11, 2006




Professor Shark posted:

Missed this gem somehow, this seals it:

quote:

They also disagreed with the College Board over how children should learn, with Krieger and his allies preferring a curriculum based on memorizing facts to one based on critical thinking.

Aren't conservatives usually the ones complaining about schools "teaching kids WHAT to think, not HOW to think"?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Aren't conservatives usually the ones complaining about schools "teaching kids WHAT to think, not HOW to think"?
[/quote]

Common core trains young kids to accept socialism.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
Most humans are pretty loving bad at critical thinking tbh but this new breed of "conservative" or "libertarian" turns it into a goddamned artform


like seriously they should be winning awards for this poo poo

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
I think history has good things America has done and also bad things. They should teach both, mr. president - My letter to the president, Obama by Timmy, age 8

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

big duck equals goose posted:

I think history has good things America has done and also bad things. They should teach both, mr. president - My letter to the president, Obama by Timmy, age 8

gently caress u timmy you're headed for gitmo

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

i love my country and if i love something then it can't have anything bad said about it even if it's "true" so i'm going to change things so that kids don't learn about the bad things and they can love their country more

signed,

a person in a position of power

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Professor Shark posted:

Missed this gem somehow, this seals it:

You see children are a bank to be deposited in.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Michelle Malkin is also the author of In Defense of Internment: The Case For 'Racial Profiling' in World War II and the War On Terror

Self hating minorities are the most entertaining minorities. They are hated by both sides and are too stupid to know that.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Krieger and his allies preferring a curriculum based on memorizing facts to one based on critical thinking.

"facts"

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
the only moral civil disobedience is when your teabagger granny goes to protest taxes and welfare and the social security check she gets

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

quote:

‘Don’t..Stop!!’ her contorted mouth pled from my butthole.
‘The top 1% will sell stocks at the inflated valuations to the novice investors-by-necessity, the market will swell and crash, and the same 1% will come back and re-purchase their holdings at pennies on the dollar. Meanwhile, Social Security will go bankrupt and all the novice investors will be eating catfood for the duration of their "golden years,'’ barring a massive Federal bailout several hundred times in excess of what the Savings & Loan scandal cost us.’
She sprung up on the couch on all fours and looked over her shoulder at me. She pointed to her twitching, puckered anus. ‘See this?’
I nodded eagerly.
‘I want you to wreck it.’
I spit on my skeezer-pleaser and, prying her rear end cheeks apart like a hot dinner roll, drove it home, into the biggest browneye I had ever seen. She gurgled contentedly. Every thrust of my babymaker was met with a wrenched squeal as I grabbed her by the hips and began really leaning into it.
‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’
‘I..think..he’s..brill..iant..but..I..don’t really agree with much of his stance on Israel, and--’
‘You’re slowing down!’ she snapped. ‘DON’T SLOW DOWN!’
I went back to punishing her rear end in a top hat, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe. She was babbling now, as out of a delirious reverie.
‘Feed it,' Ann Coulter rasped. 'Feed my hungry rear end in a top hat!'

:awesome:

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

burritolingus posted:

You don't want to be old and liberal. You don't want to be that guy.

gently caress you

the older i get, the lefter i vote

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dee eight posted:

gently caress you

the older i get, the lefter i vote

Yeah I started off moderate in High School but the older I get and the more I learn about how hosed up the world is the more radical I become.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


Yeah, the entire issue boils down to Right Wing groups being upset that they can't just replace history with propaganda and remove any mention of civil disobedience. It's hosed up bullshit, but to be honest students barely look at their textbooks aside from class time and go straight to the internet for everything, which is much harder to hide information on.

The obvious next stage being that the internet needs to be regulated and have dissenting opinions removed.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Professor Shark posted:

Yeah, the entire issue boils down to Right Wing groups being upset that they can't just replace history with propaganda and remove any mention of civil disobedience. It's hosed up bullshit, but to be honest students barely look at their textbooks aside from class time and go straight to the internet for everything, which is much harder to hide information on.

The obvious next stage being that the internet needs to be regulated and have dissenting opinions removed.

but your posts should be removed.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


i wish someone would protest your posting OP!!!!!

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


oh yeah and lol studies show people don't get any more conservative as they get older.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Strange how the decline of American culture is directly proportional to the amount of liberal values taught in school.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Nanomashoes posted:

but your posts should be removed.

:bigloserbabyiceburn:

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
I'm not reading this but I'm 5ing it for the thread title.

Also, why don't students protest all of the inaccurate history they're forced to learn which just gets contradicted once they're in college? Lazy kids.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
History has a liberal bias. Deal with it.

Also gently caress those Conservative revisionist assholes.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
I love how colorado has such a melange of crazies.

Ski bums? check
Home of the original school shooters? check
Open carry? check
Ban on magazines larger than 15 rounds? check
City with the most megachurches anywhere in the world? check
Weed for sale in stores? check

mystes
May 31, 2006

The college board has sample questions for their new curriculum up: http://media.collegeboard.com/digitalServices/pdf/ap/ap-us-history-practice-exam.pdf

I just looked at the first page of questions, about a passage from Benjamin Franklin's autobiography on George Whitefield, and the second question is:

quote:

2. Whitefield’s open-air preaching contributed
most directly to which of the following trends?
(A) The growth of the ideology of republican
motherhood
(B) Greater independence and diversity of
thought
(C) Movement of settlers to the backcountry
(D) The pursuit of social reform

This test is telling students that the Great Awakening constituted a trend of "greater independence and diversity of thought" and conservatives are making GBS threads themselves because it's not going far enough for American conservative propaganda?

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

I love how colorado has such a melange of crazies.

Ski bums? check
Home of the original school shooters? check
Open carry? check
Ban on magazines larger than 15 rounds? check
City with the most megachurches anywhere in the world? check
Weed for sale in stores? check

Colorado Springs is basically the Spock's Beard of colorado

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