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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
or does it mean that i'm the most attractive person they've dated?

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
post a selfie we will decide for you

The Noble Nobbler
Jul 14, 2003
probably both

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
They have bad taste.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
u-g-l-y you aint got no alibi

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
This wouldn't happen under Sharia Law.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Moola posted:

post a selfie we will decide for you


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free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
it means you're just the right amount of ugly for them, that's for sure :)

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
depends. if you make that person happy then you are probably ugly because they have low self esteem

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014
who enjoys the sex more? if it's her, you're ugly

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Gaunab posted:

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would

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

CountButtula posted:

who enjoys the sex more? if it's her, you're ugly

what if i'm a sex god?

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
all I know for sure is that it means you mostly receive sloppy seconds

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014
are your exes ugly op?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

CountButtula posted:

are your exes ugly op?

they're a mixed bag

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

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dude this is a picture of kojak. how dumb do you think we are?

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014

Gaunab posted:

they're a mixed bag

seriousreply people change in sexiness throughout their lives so maybe she was ugly then stopped

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


maybe they had high incomes and sparkling personalities

maybe she's decided to make a change of pace and date a good-looking poor rear end in a top hat

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
yes

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school
It means your ex is ugly, for sure.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
it means you're not gay because you don't get a boner for her exes.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
Maybe you're Shallow Hal?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
im gay

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Still trying to parse the thread title, will respond after

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
maybe she has some other underlying crippling personality flaw you will find out very soon. something like she likes to fist buttholes, but only gets off on it if it makes you cry because you dont like how it feels. that might be cause for disproportionate physical appearance

just saying, if she wants to spice things up and whips out a pair of handcuffs, be wary.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

1gnoirents posted:

maybe she has some other underlying crippling personality flaw you will find out very soon. something like she likes to fist buttholes, but only gets off on it if it makes you cry because you dont like how it feels.
That's a benefit, not a flaw.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Secks Cauldron posted:

That's a benefit, not a flaw.

its only a benefit if you actually enjoy it making it moot!

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

1gnoirents posted:

its only a benefit if you actually enjoy it making it moot!
I'm the OP's butthole-fisting girlfriend. He doesn't enjoy it but I certainly do.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Gaunab posted:

what if i'm a sex god?

Judging from your pic, you're more than just a sex god. You're the god. :worship:

Ah Map
Oct 9, 2012
It means she is a serial mutilator like that lady out of Audition.

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Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


no you're beautiful op

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