For every dumb terrorist/ISIS thread you make, an NSA employee is wasting their time on your stupidity while real terrorists are slipping by unnoticed. Don't be loving retarded, save a life.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 04:59 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 11:33 |
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*federal agent sighs as he recognizes lowtax's address in tomorrow's appointments*
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:03 |
David Copperfield posted:*federal agent sighs as he recognizes lowtax's address in tomorrow's appointments* Keep an eye on Smorky. The CIA might use him to assassinate Lowtax.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:05 |
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Not how it works. Gas op ban thread
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:06 |
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suck my balls NSA
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:06 |
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Let's just face the reality that no one cares about us.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:07 |
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Remember the boy who cried wolf? SA has been crying wolf every day for like 10+ years I'm sure the federal agencies don't loving care anymore
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:08 |
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this is true, both monitoring software and government agencies have never had issues with mission bloat, have always strived to keep only the essential amount of suspects under heightened scrutiny
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:13 |
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i heard all nsa employees have tiny dicks and smell like herpes
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:14 |
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Troon Flesh Mask posted:Remember the boy who cried wolf? so what you're saying is...
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:15 |
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Yeah ok whatever you say, NARC
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:16 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Not how it works.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:17 |
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Stoic Commie posted:i heard all nsa employees have tiny dicks and smell like herpes
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:17 |
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I work for the NSA and my boss thinks I'm investigating threats when I read the forums at work.Stoic Commie posted:i heard all nsa employees have tiny dicks and smell like herpes
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:26 |
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LtSmash posted:I work for the NSA and my boss thinks I'm investigating threats when I read the forums at work. I know you're joking but that's actually a pretty smart move for anyone that actually is watching these forums (which I'm sure they are)
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:28 |
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LtSmash posted:I work for the NSA and my boss thinks I'm investigating threats when I read the forums at work. Hows utah?
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:29 |
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my posting is a weapon of rear end destruction
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:29 |
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i'm definitely NOT plotting a fertilizer van bombing of a major sporting event any time soon. pinky swear
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:34 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:huh i didn't know you were a government man i just emailed your mom those pictures. you know the ones
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:36 |
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Goons are comedy terrorists. They will not stop until every last shred of it is destroyed.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:40 |
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false flag false flag oswald spaghetti dirty bomb bush bush 9/11 osama jewish banking protocols of zion philadelphia terror
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:44 |
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LtSmash posted:I work for the NSA and my boss thinks I'm investigating threats when I read the forums at work. oh, cool, maybe you can answer my question I've got a bunch of the old British anthrax cattle cakes from Operation Vegetarian that I never got motivated enough to do anything with so they've just been sitting in my basement. Anyway, I could use some money for rent so if I toss them up on eBay is the government going to bitch at me about it or will they be cool?
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:53 |
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Is there a guide for decapitating a person somewhere?
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:55 |
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Stoic Commie posted:i heard all nsa employees have tiny dicks and smell like herpes
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 06:11 |
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Stoic Commie posted:i heard all nsa employees have tiny dicks and smell like herpes confirmed
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 06:17 |
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it would be really awkward for people who work at the NSA when someone asks them what they do id probably be like "oh im unemployed but i shoplift from walmarts a lot and trade it for drugs"
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 06:33 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:it would be really awkward for people who work at the NSA when someone asks them what they do Nah. They all work "help desk". 2spookies 4u
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 06:36 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:it would be really awkward for people who work at the NSA when someone asks them what they do
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 06:36 |
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I heard their headquarters has a room set up exactly like star trek the next generation lol
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 07:31 |
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I was white once, and it hurt.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 07:34 |
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naem posted:I heard their headquarters has a room set up exactly like star trek the next generation lol how much do you think they need to clean that captain's chair every time they demo a new systems feature
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 08:20 |
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hey nsa come chat with us about anime and pineapple in a pizza sometime
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 08:21 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Nah. The NSA is in India?
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 09:26 |
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:The NSA is in India? Yep.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 09:55 |
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india? ha no think about it.
THINK ABOUT IT
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 10:42 |
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ISIS is such a stupid name. it's like a car model. Volkswagen ISIS - It will blow you away. Toyota ISIS - Simply cutting edge.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 10:55 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 11:33 |
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Die IS-scum.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 15:12 |